The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[Beetlenut]

As I know it, the 3 biggest lies in VT are:

1. The mobile home IS paid for, but we live in the craftsman All-Steel storage shead out back!
2. I didn't know she was my cousin, she looked just like my Wif.. er..sheep!
3. I was only helping myself to another sheep, when I fell over the fence!!!!!

Livestock and women in VT, who knew?

 

[bvibert]

I prefer the livestock over the women in VT, who cares?

That sounds like a serious problem, not to mention it's probably offensive to some of the women on this forum.

 

[Beetlenut]

Cheating on your sheep sounds like a serious problem, not to mention it's probably offensive to some of the women livestock on this forum.

And we thought you were out in the woods mountain biking.

 

[tree_skier]

And I thought you would think I was just out in the woods mountain biking not sneeking up on the next ewe.

wearing the sheep boots on the mountain bike gave that away.

 

[bill2ski]

I wear sheepskin boots on the mountain, but I can't give it away.

Spend more time in the bars, yelling " I'm soooo DrUnK.

 

[Beetlenut]

I spend all my time in bars, yelling " I'm soooo DrUnK, and telling HOT guys that I won't cast a shadow in the morning, but only the livestock are interested!

Ewe, that's gross! Stick to the Bull-sauce, at least its legal!

 

[bill2ski]

Ewe, girls are icky. Bull-sauce is a feast on a bagel!

Try it on toast, put it in your cereal, brush ya teeth with it, for all I care. Make a Bull-sauce flavored protein shake. Some things don't need sharing.

 

[Beetlenut]

Some things don't need sharing, like my Bull-sauce flavored protein shake. Try it!

Man you just can't get-off the Bull-sauce theme! Speaking of getting-off, there must be some very happy Bulls around your neck of the woods!

 

[bvibert]

Man I just can't get-off the Bull-sauce kick! Speaking of getting-off, I've made some very happy Bulls around my neck of the woods!

Sounds like you're quite the good Samaritan, going around making bulls happy and all.

 

[Beetlenut]

I'm quite the good Samaritan, I go around making bulls happy, while making myself delicious Bull-sauce protein shakes!.

You must be strong like Bull, with ALL that daily protein ingestion!

 

[tree_skier]

I am strong like Bull, with ALL my daily protein ingestion!

Are you vying with Iran for the bull semen market ?

 

[bvibert]

I'm trying, with Ivan, for some bull semen at the market

I've never seen that at the markets that I go to. I'm sure you and your partner can find a suitable source if you look hard enough though.

 

[tree_skier]

I've never seen that at the markets that I go to. My partner and me have found a suitable source at the Rock River.

Thats not the kind of protien I would be looking for. I do have to ask, after noticing that virtually all the cars are from CT and MA, can't you find a place down there to get your shakes from and leave us a family freindly swimming hole?

 

[Beetlenut]

Thats the kind of protein I would be looking for! I'd like to find a place to get down, and shake my family friendly swimming hole?

Too hard-core for me brother! Just curious, is a Bull milking machine required at your family friendly swimming hole?

 

[ckofer]

Two wood-core skis for me brother!

Better than foam.

 

[bill2ski]

My batter gets foamy .

Unless, your making pancakes, your under too much pressure

 

[Beetlenut]

I think wearing a raincoat is Better than foam.

Wow! Too much information man!

 

[Beetlenut]

Time to resurrect this gem of a thread! It's prime for the summer crowd. So,...... who put meat sauce in my Zagnut anyway?

 

[tree_skier]

I love cream sauce on my Zagnut

Haven't heard of zagnuts in a long time.... interesting use you have

 

[RootDKJ]

I Haven't needed my zagnuts in a long time....

Damn bro...so sorry to hear that.