The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[Moe Ghoul]

I recycle used adult diapers as tea bags. Yummy!

Try a lemon wedge, it cuts down on the nutty flavor.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I like to lick chocolate salty balls for their nutty flavor.

Me too..yummy

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Me too..especially Shweaty's chocolate christmas balls........yummy

Oh, you remember that SNL skit with Alec Baldwin? Or the SP episode with Chef?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Oh, you remember that SNL skit with Alec Baldwin? I have a man-crush on him

Yeah I also have a man crush on Alec Baldwin..he's dreamy..

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Yeah, I also have a man crush my Balls.. it's dreamy..

You must have a high tolerance for pain.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I have a high tolerance for pain I love to wear nipple clamps

Really I'm not into S and M so much but I enjoy ding dong ditching

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Really I'm not into S and M as much as I enjoy ding dong catching.

Someone's gotta pitch, and someone's gotta catch.

 

[Beetlenut]

Someone's gotta pinch, and someone's gotta squeal.

Like a piggie!! My that's a nice banjo!!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I like Ms. Piggy!! My that's a nice piece of bacon!!

Everybody loves the other white meat.

 

[Beetlenut]

GSS loves the other white meat. RIde the white pony!!

Hi Ho Sausage!! Where's my Jimmy Dean?

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Hi Ho Sausage!! Where's my Jimmy Dean?

Hide the whole sausage? Oh my, Jimmy Dean!


Jimmy's one smooth operator.

 

[bill2ski]

Hide the whole jimmy dean sausage? Oh my,

I'm one smooth jimmy operator.

And so the sausage fest has begun, complete with pony rides, pole climbing , pitching,catching,tossing and retchinguke:

 

[Beetlenut]

And so let me begin by pitching,catching,tossing and retching, Climb my pole for the pony rides, and start the sausage fest off right!

I think I'm on the worng board! My dog likes snausages!!

 

[bill2ski]

I think, I like snausages, I'm on my dogs wang !!

Well played Sir , Well played indeed. Touché ,On guard.

 

[Beetlenut]

Well play me Sir , Well play me indeed. Touché ,or touch me! I'll guard it, but not too well.

A rather disturbing invitation to say the least. I'd imagin you'll need a tune-up before being played!

 

[tree_skier]

I am very disturbed to say the leastst. I'd imagin i'll need a tune-up. Time to see the shrink. /QUOTE]

Glad to see someone can see the obvious

 

[Beetlenut]

Glad to see that everyone can see how obnoxious I am!

Well yes we all see, you're such a sham, would you like some green eggs and ham?

 

[tree_skier]

Well yes you all see, I have a choice, green eggs and ham or poached eggs and spam, what shall I choose, I do not know, ham or spam?

It's good to see
eggs and ham
or eggs and spam
ham
or spam?
I would choose ham.

 

[Beetlenut]

It's good to see, after all that booze, eggs and ham upon my shoes! Pickled pigs feet rocks, but I would choose a pair of ham socks.

Ham socks, ham hocks, squeaky pigs in hammocks. I like eating bacon in my underwear, do you care, hey don't stare!!

 

[bill2ski]

Ham shorts, ham briefs, squeaky pig in my banana hammock. I like eating bacon out of my underwear,I do éclair, they don't well fare!!

SUE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE here pigpigpigpig