The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[Beetlenut]

SUE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE here, pig pig pig. Sue Me there, it's briefs I dig!

Lawyers and pigs, one is a swine, the other makes good bacon!

 

[bill2ski]

Lawyers make good bacon!

That's one hell of a full service law firm you got, I hope you get an acquittal

 

[Beetlenut]

That's one hell of a full service sauce farm you got, No Bull-sauce for me, thanks

Do lawyers make the Bull-sauce? That would be an acquittal!

 

[bill2ski]

Do ,make the Bull-sauce ? !

Bulls Eye BBQ is pretty good, Lloyd's is smokier and not as sweet. If you ask me they all taste like ketchup,molasses and liquid smoke.

 

[Beetlenut]

Spit-roasted Bulls wanker is pretty good, Lloyd's is smokier and not as sweet. If you ask me they all taste like ketchup,molasses and liquid smoke.

That's one part of the cow I wouldn't care to sample! Some say it tastes like Bull-sauce, others say like chicken. I find the whole subject utterly tasteless!

 

[bill2ski]

The one part of the cow I LOVE to sample, tastes like Bull-sauce . I find the hole utterly tasty!

Food Network called, they have a job offer for you.

 

[bvibert]

Food Network called me a dirty bull sauce lover, then they offered me a job.

Sounds like the perfect place for you to work.

 

[bill2ski]

Sound advice , the perfect place to work.

I'm sure they could use extras if this gig can't pay the bills.

 

[Beetlenut]

I would love extra Bull-sauce! This milking the Bull gig could just pay the bills.

You just can't get enough of the Bull-sauce! I hear Angus flavor is your favorite!

 

[bill2ski]

I just can't get enough of that Angus flavored Bull-sauce, it's my favorite!

:idea:Maybe, you should start a line of Bull-sauce flavored mouthwash. You just have to fight the urge to swallow it.

 

[tree_skier]

:idea:I love my line of Bull-sauce flavored mouthwash. I can't fight the urge to swallow it.

I thought you brokeback boys used ram flavored mouthwash?

 

[bill2ski]

I like to ram brokeback boys in the mouth

Sound like a hate crime,
"Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back "

- Joe Dirt's MaMa

 

[Beetlenut]

Sounds like a great crime, this stealing Bull-sauce from the Bull! "Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back " - Joe Dirt's my MaMa!!

I don't think the Bull minds if you steal it! The explanation to Jesus might be a little tricky. Ok Joe Dirt,...that explains some things!

 

[bill2ski]

If you steal, I don't think you'll have Jesus, to explain to. might be a little tricky to explain some things.

Like, why livestock tremble in your presence and how to remove bull sauce stains

 

[Beetlenut]

Don't make me get my electric Bull ejaculation machine... you won't like it when I use my machine to nail you ..

I'm not even going to ask why you have such a machine! Bulls not withstanding, everyone on this list now trembles in your presence!

 

[bill2ski]

I'm asking to use, such a machine. No bull ! every time I think about it, I tremble. No pretense!

I hope you have the stamina, Sounds like you'll need it

 

[Beetlenut]

I hope your machine has a Tornado-suck setting, because I have the stamina! Sounds like you'll need a big clean-up on isle 7

I think the Bulls now tremble in your presence!

 

[bill2ski]

I think about bill now, and tremble, in his presence !

My supreme omnipotence, often has that effect on mere mortals. Rest easy, I mean you no harm and only require your complete submission to my will.

 

[Beetlenut]

My extreme impotence often has that effect on mere mortals. Rest easy, I can do you no harm and only require your complete patience while I try to pee for the next several hours!

Ah, too much Bull-sauce, and that machine, will do that to you! Go back to the knee-high boots, and you'll be fine in a few goats!

 

[tree_skier]

I have found that too much Bull-sauce, and that machine, will do that to you! So I stick with the knee-high boots and a good sheep or two!

So does that go with the 3 biggest lies in RI

1. The mobile home is paid for
2. I didn't know she was my cousin
3. I was only helping the sheep over the fence!!!!!