The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[ChileMass]

Bon marche, as far as she can tell.

I'll buy you a beer if you can name that tune.......

 

[ChileMass]

I'll buy me a beer cuz I can name that tune.......

OK - that clue was hard and I want this thread to continue, too.


(It was from "Haitian Divorce" by Steely Dan, btw.....)

 

[ckofer]

I'll play that tune if you buy me a beer.......

How about an ice-cold Milla'?

 

[Marc]

How about an ice-cold Chile?

We were all a little ice cold the day of the Cannon outing.

 

[ChileMass]

I was flying high the day of the Cannon outing.

No ice-cold here. Red-hot Chile en fuego......

 

[ctenidae]

No alibi here. Red-handed Chile in flagrante delicto......

I told you to watch out for those cameras. Remember, the stupidity of an action is directly proportional to the likelihood it will be caught on camera.

 

[ckofer]

I told you to watch it, Cameron

Ferris, it was your idea to take the day off.

 

[ctenidae]

Paris, it was your idea to take my pants off.

Who said skiiers don't know how to have fun?

 

[zowi420]

Who said vampires don't like the sun?

I've been skiing 29 days so far and everything hurts. Where are you at, see-ten-a-day????

 

[ctenidae]

I've been drinking 29 days straight so far and my liver hurts. Where are you at, see-ten-a-day????

Hang on, let me get the blow off this hooker's butt, and I'll check my calendar...
Man, only a 9-day bender here. I've got some catching up to do.

 

[zowi420]

Hang ten, let me get the snow off this looker's boat, and I'll check my medicine cabinet...
Man, only a 90-day bender here. I've got some growing up to do.

Keeping this thread up is like beating a dead horse.

 

[Marc]

This thread is keeping me up is like a beating from a dead horse.

Zowie, don't piss off the dead horses, this is what can happen.

 

[PowderDeprived]

Zowie, don't piss on the dead horses, this is what can happen.

My god, what has this discussion come to

 

[ctenidae]

My god has come to this discussion

Your god is a dead horse? Interesting philosophical implications, there.

"When someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!"

 

[Marc]

My dog ate a dead horse. Interesting gastrological complications, there.

And when someone asked me if that smell was my dog, I say YES! (even after I had blackbeans and whiskey for breakfast...)

So you moved on from beerios, eh? My parents' dog eats lots of wierd stuff but never a dead horse.

 

[ctenidae]

So you moved in on my beerios, eh? My parents' eat a lot of wierd stuff but I like dead horse.

Those beerios where tasty (until they got all soggy). Your parents choice of epicurean delights may seem odd to you, but I think those not of Eastern European decent may disagree wiht your affinity for deceased equine. To each his or her own, though, I suppose. When asked if I like horse meat, I say "Naaaay".

 

[Marc]

Those beers were tasty (until they got me all groggy). My choice of girlfriends may seem odd to you, but I think those of Eastern European decent may agree with my strange affinity for equine. For each, his or her own horse, though, I always say.

I think it is time you stop mixing drinking and horse back riding... and the commentary on Eastern European women is hardly necessary nor true.

 

[PowderDeprived]

I think it is time you start mixing drinking and horse back riding even more....

Heh sounding a bit like Bode Miller there. I don't know if he rides horses, He just skis wasted. Carefull if you are ever at Bretton Woods at the same time as him.

 

[ctenidae]

Heh smelling a bit like Bode Miller there. I don't know if he rides horses, He just smells like one. Carefull if you are ever at the bar at the same time as him.

You can lead a Miller to water, and you don't have to worry about making him drink?

Bode could out-ski all of us, with a six pack strapped to both ankles.

:smash:
horse

:razz:

 

[ckofer]

To me Miller tastes like water, and you don't have to worry about how much you drink.

You should always worry a little. I'll bet even Bode does.