The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[Marc]

You should always worry a little about Bode coming and drinking all your beer.

I'd probably invite him to a game of beer pong or flip cup, actually.

 

[ctenidae]

He'd probably beat me to a pulp in a game of beer pong or flip cup, actually.

Full-contact beer pong? That's hard core, man. Seriously.

 

[Marc]

Full-contact balls pong? That's limp wrist man, man. Seriously.

I hear Andyzee's in a weekend league...

 

[ckofer]

I hear Andyzee's has a weakened leg...

He's got the summer to get it back in shape.

 

[Sky]

He's got the summer to get it back in shape.

He's got the Sponsor getting him a trip to Brokeback Mt.

 

[andyzee]

He's really good at bareback riding.

It's been a while, but thanks.

 

[Marc]

You've been a whale; butt thanks.

Yeah, ah... I don't know what to make of this, but I think maybe your relationship with Sky can be "don't ask, don't tell."

 

[andyzee]

Yeah, ah... I don't know what to make of this, but I think maybe my relationship with BobR can be "don't ask, don't tell."

Hey, hey, you shouldn't be telling. Good to have you back pal!

 

[Sky]

Hey, hey, you shouldn't be yelling. Good to have your back pal!

*ok....now I see how this is supposed to work*

I think what we need aside from the "Please no Politics" guidance is "Please, no personal ads".

 

[ctenidae]

I think I need guidance re-writing my personal ads".

IT is not gnerally considered good form to state that you really just want a woman to do the dishes and cook supper for you in the ad.

Save that for the second date, at least.


These are fun:

 

[hammer]

IT is generally considered good form to state that you really just want a woman to be barefoot and pregnant in the ad.
Save these for the second date, at least

We need to make sure that this thread doesn't go political...

 

[andyzee]

We need to make sure that this thread gets political...

I vote for Marc as dog catcher!

 

[hammer]

I vote for Marc as groundhog catcher!

He's already shown that he's qualified for the job...

 

[ctenidae]

He's already shown that he's qualified to be named Bob...

What are the prerequisites to be named Bob? Given the example we have in BobR, it can't be that difficult a status to attain.

 

[andyzee]

What are the risks of being named Bob? Given the example we have in BobR, it can be a difficult name to walk around with.

He may be short, but he's OK in my book.

 

[Sky]

He may snore, but he's OK in my book.

Andy, we don't care about your personal life or WHAT his name is.

 

[andyzee]

Andy, we don't care about your personal life or but give me his name is.

Oh, interested are you? Well Sky, right back at you, we don't really care about your personal life! Not that there's anything wrong with it.

 

[Marc]

Oh, interested in me are you? Well Sky, right back at you, I don't really care about your personal wife! Not that there's anything wrong with it.

How do you know Sky's wife won't care?

 

[andyzee]

How do you know I'm not Sky's wife?

We don't Marc, we don't.

 

[ckofer]

We don't Marc, we don't.

We don't bark, we just bite.