The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[ctenidae]

We may snark, we may just bite.

Snarky is fine, but biting is, well, a little painful.

 

[Marc]

Snarky is fine, but biting is, well, a little pleasurable.

TMI... just couldn't let this one die yet, like watching a car wreck in slow motion.

 

[andyzee]

TMB... I get a kick out of watching a car wreck in slow motion.

Dude you are one sick puppy!

 

[Marc]

Dude you are one hot lady!

Yech! And to think Andy has footage of me at Cannon in his own personal collection...

 

[andyzee]

Damn! I think Andy has footage of me shooting sick puppies out of a cannon in his own personal collection...

I give you sick puppies and that's the best you were able to do?

 

[zowi420]

I got your puppy sick...sorry...I was trying not to.

Well what were you thinking, giving it that raw spinach, with a side of carrot juice???

 

[andyzee]

Zowie, nice to see you back. Guess the season will soon officially start!

 

[bvibert]

Zowie, nice to see your back. Guess my hair fetish will soon officially start!

We really didn't need to hear about that, are you sure she wants the whole internet to know she has a hairy back??

 

[andyzee]

I think she wants the whole internet to know she has a hairy back.

Well what were you thinking, giving it that raw spinach, with a side of carrot juice???

He rubbed raw spinach and carrot juice on your back? :-?

 

[zowi420]

He's been rubbing raw spinach and carrot juice on my back every night.

Well maybe you guys should switch to Nair or Neet or one of those other fine smelling depilatory creams!

 

[ChileMass]

I wish you you "switch-hitters" would get out of here with that smelly cream!

Brian and Andy make such a nice couple........

 

[bvibert]

Brian and Andy are a nice couple of skiers........ I hear they really rip too!

Hey Chile thanks, that means alot coming from a golfer...

 

[andyzee]

Hey Chile thanks, that means alot coming from a gopher...

Did you mean gopher or gofor. I can see him go either way.

 

[ChileMass]

"But if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key........"

Golf humor rules........

 

[andyzee]

Age humor rules........

Damn CM, it's one thing misquoting and another totaly changing a quote!

 

[tree_skier]

Damn CM, it's one thing watching Brian and Andy use Nair and another helping them!

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[ctenidae]

;

Wimp.

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[bvibert]

Whip me

!

This probably isn't the right forum for that sort of thing...

 

[ctenidae]

I probably shouldn't use the right forearm for that sort of thing...

Why? Does your left get jealous?

 

[Marc]

Why? Does your left hand get jealous?

Only when I do "the stranger."