The worst line you've heard at the mountain

[dbking]

Lady in a liftline at Sugarbush, " Every time I come here it rains."
About 20 people in that line, " Then STOP coming here! "

 

[JD]

hey!! You skied my line

+1,000,000.

 

[UVSHTSTRM]

seeing someone in the lift line a kmart with a avalung...

Although I haven't been to every eastern ski hill/resort, I think Killington has an above average amount of tools.

Saw a dude with a climbing pick attached to his backpack........seemed uneccesary and dangerous.

 

[lloyd braun]

Caribou Club in Aspen

from some old man to some hot young women

"I not really this tall, I am sitting on my wallet"

 

[catskills]

Hot blonde, with no hat, talking to her boy friend on the lift. My feet and hands are really cold, can we go into the lodge to warm up. :smash:

 

[eastcoastpowderhound]

are those them parabolics?

 

[bvibert]

are those them parabolics?

I've had someone on the lift at my local mountain mistake my bump skis (05 Head Mad Trix Mogul) for old straight skis, which he thought was awesome since he was rocking some old ass skis himself. He seemed a bit disappointed when I explained that I wasn't part of his shaped skis resistance movement.

 

[Mapnut]

"If you can't stay on the lift, you better stick to the lower slopes." - Ski patroller.

You guess the context. Slight hint: December 1969

 

[Glenn]

He seemed a bit disappointed when I explained that I wasn't part of his shaped skis resistance movement.

LMAO! I know just the type!

"These ol' 205 straight GS skis have as much snap as a wet noodle...I'll be damned if I'm going to ski on those new fandangled shape-a-bobs."