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I think he is offended because he is legally classified as a dwarf.... :lol: he isn't really a dwarf. i think he is just busting your stones.

Greg I think it's great that you allow dwarfs to post on here....no offense to any dwarfs..I think you're cool and PM me if you need somebody to freestyle rap or jump off couches..

Posted videos involving couch jumping..Milli Vanilli..pathetic..
 

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I will take Greg's beard any day over that thing growing on Brians chin.

i dont know what is hanging off of brians chin. it looks like a dead squirrel or something.

I'm afraid to sit next to him on the lift, afraid whatever it is might attach onto my chin.

he had cookie crumbs in at all day thur and fri.

Of course, he had to feed that thing.
:lol: How do you think I feel? I have to sleep next to that thing at night! :eek:
 

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I think he is offended because he is legally classified as a dwarf.... :lol: he isn't really a dwarf. i think he is just busting your stones.

Yep... Grassi wins a bowl of blueberries for his astute observation...

-w (6'4" barefoot)
 

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People who in September and October are so so so psyched for ski season..they can't freakin wait to shred the gnar and get on their new Supershapes that Philpug recommended on Epicski..then a bunch of resorts open within driving distance and all of a sudden they're too good for the WROD..posting all summer on a skiing forum and then not skiing until December is lame..

Yup..Unless, of course, you have a one-year-old who takes a lot of attention and doesn't allow you to get out until December. I had plans to go mid-November. Kid got sick. I had plans to go Thanksgiving weekend. Somone had to watch the kid while my wife attended to a family matter.

So, I got out Dec. 6 for the first time. I'm so lame. I'm also lame for not taking vacation days in November to ski the WROD rather than letting them all roll over so I can ski soft bumps under the sun in March-April instead. Wicked lame.
 

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She keeps threatening that, but I tell her that she's going to need hedge clippers at this point... :lol:

I was going to suggest an abrasive cutting disc on an angle grinder. I can get her an air powered one so there's no noise. Sparks might wake you up though.
 
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Yup..Unless, of course, you have a one-year-old who takes a lot of attention and doesn't allow you to get out until December. I had plans to go mid-November. Kid got sick. I had plans to go Thanksgiving weekend. Somone had to watch the kid while my wife attended to a family matter.

So, I got out Dec. 6 for the first time. I'm so lame. I'm also lame for not taking vacation days in November to ski the WROD rather than letting them all roll over so I can ski soft bumps under the sun in March-April instead. Wicked lame.

There's this new thing called a babysitter..:flame:
 

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Babysitters cost money. Skiing costs money. I'd rather save the money for skiing and find other ways for the kids to be watched. Not all of us are rolling in the dough.
 

4aprice

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When my kids were really young my wife and I used to buy one ticket and put it on a car key ring then take alternate runs. Yes I know it's not legal but we never got caught. Just make sure the ring is not visable.

Alex

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frozencorn

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Babysitters cost money. Skiing costs money. I'd rather save the money for skiing and find other ways for the kids to be watched. Not all of us are rolling in the dough.

Seriously. Spend $$ on a babysitter in Nov. to ski 1-2 runs, or spend it in March to ski optimum conditions...Hmmmm lemme think.
 

drjeff

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...or you could sell the kid on eBay and go on a 3 month western ski trip. Where are your priorities? ;)


No way. Of course my ski prodigy kids are going to win multiple Olympic Gold by the time they're 10 and then I'm going to live off their endorsement deals with tooty fruity wheatie flakes, and retire to Utah by the time I'm 45 ;) :rolleyes: ;)
 

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No way. Of course my ski prodigy kids are going to win multiple Olympic Gold by the time they're 10 and then I'm going to live off their endorsement deals with tooty fruity wheatie flakes, and retire to Utah by the time I'm 45 ;) :rolleyes: ;)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO what ever gas you're using this am in the office - that's some pretty good shit :rolleyes;
 
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