Trolling AlpineZone? How original!

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

I doubt this fool skis half as well as he thinks and I also doubt he has the guts to post any pix or vids besides ones he lifts from others. You know, actual skiers.

You are right that I'm not a good skier. Terrible actually. Glue those sticks together though and it's a different story folks.

Those who have witnessed me on the shred stick have said things such as "man you make it look so fluid" "how long have you been practicing this craft? it's effortless when you board" "oh with the buttery shred shred pow brah!"

But lets get to the real issue here folks, it's not a weenus measuring contest of who goes bigger or who goes faster. After all, it's not as much a sport as it is a recreational activity whose primary purpose is personal enjoyment and detachment from the stresses of everyday life. I think if you look within yourself and think about what snow sliding is about it will take you to a different place than you'll find within the ropes of overdeveloped real estate developments now known as ski resorts.

Until next time, keep your soul shred alive and well.

And scotty, feel free to take that annoying signature referencing your cell phone off. Nobody gives a shit that you own a cell phone capable of posting on the interwebz.

 

[ScottySkis]

You are right that I'm not a good skier. Terrible actually. Glue those sticks together though and it's a different story folks.

Those who have witnessed me on the shred stick have said things such as "man you make it look so fluid" "how long have you been practicing this craft? it's effortless when you board" "oh with the buttery shred shred pow brah!"

But lets get to the real issue here folks, it's not a weenus measuring contest of who goes bigger or who goes faster. After all, it's not as much a sport as it is a recreational activity whose primary purpose is personal enjoyment and detachment from the stresses of everyday life. I think if you look within yourself and think about what snow sliding is about it will take you to a different place than you'll find within the ropes of overdeveloped real estate developments now known as ski resorts.

Until next time, keep your soul shred alive and well.

And scotty, feel free to take that annoying signature referencing your cell phone off. Nobody gives a shit that you own a cell phone capable of posting on the interwebz.

Just to annoy you no.

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[witch hobble]

it's not a weenus measuring contest of who goes bigger or who goes faster. After all, it's not as much a sport as it is a recreational activity whose primary purpose is personal enjoyment and detachment from the stresses of everyday life. I think if you look within yourself and think about what snow sliding is about it will take you to a different place than you'll find within the ropes of overdeveloped real estate developments now known as ski resorts.

Until next time, keep your soul shred alive and well.

Wow! This troll actually has something soulful and inspiring to say, maybe I shouldn't ignore him.....

And scotty, feel free to take that annoying signature referencing your cell phone off. Nobody gives a shit that you own a cell phone capable of posting on the interwebz.

......Oh well :roll:

 

[bdfreetuna]

Next time you want to talk about whippits please have a 50 pound tank filled with medi grade ready to share.

Thanks.

 

[ScottySkis]

Next time you want to talk about whippits please have a 50 pound tank filled with medi grade ready to share.

Thanks.

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Like at Vibes.

 

[deadheadskier]

Maybe we'll get lucky and your protege Blizzard of Wahs will serve up some youtube vidz of him shredding the Wasatch Gnar for the community to critique!!!

If there's one consistency among internet trolls, it's that their elevated sense of self importance generally guarantees some pretty epic selfings

Don't let me down Blizzard!!!! Let's see whatchoo got!

You are right that I'm not a good skier. Terrible actually. Glue those sticks together though and it's a different story folks.

Those who have witnessed me on the shred stick have said things such as "man you make it look so fluid" "how long have you been practicing this craft? it's effortless when you board" "oh with the buttery shred shred pow brah!"

I rest my case.

But lets get to the real issue here folks, it's not a weenus measuring contest of who goes bigger or who goes faster. After all, it's not as much a sport as it is a recreational activity whose primary purpose is personal enjoyment and detachment from the stresses of everyday life.

And scotty, feel free to take that annoying signature referencing your cell phone off. Nobody gives a shit that you own a cell phone capable of posting on the interwebz.

Skiing (sorry, I mean split board powder assaults on Wasatch Gnar) = stress feel personal connection with Ullr and Jah

Interwebz message board = weenus measuring contest.

got it.

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

speaking of the shortcomings of AZ, why is it that members have a tendency to list all days they ski on groomers? Is there a merit badge at the end of the season?

I could have gone out today but it was flat light. Not a good thing with low snow cover. So I engaged in another outdoor sport and for sure got a little closer to jah while being patient with Ullr.

Maybe if I had filmed some high speed groomers that would make you happy.. but that's where we differ. I don't see paying $60 for mediocre groomer skiing as a success.

 

[deadheadskier]

If there's one consistency among internet trolls, it's that their elevated sense of self importance generally guarantees some pretty epic selfings

Don't let me down Blizzard!!!! Let's see whatchoo got!

speaking of the shortcomings of AZ, why is it that members have a tendency to list all days they ski on groomers? Is there a merit badge at the end of the season?

I could have gone out today but it was flat light. Not a good thing with low snow cover. So I engaged in another outdoor sport and for sure got a little closer to jah while being patient with Ullr.

Maybe if I had filmed some high speed groomers that would make you happy.. but that's where we differ. I don't see paying $60 for mediocre groomer skiing as a success.

Go, Blizzard, Go!!!!! you're killin' it brah!!!!!

 

[bdfreetuna]

speaking of the shortcomings of AZ, why is it that members have a tendency to list all days they ski on groomers? Is there a merit badge at the end of the season?

I could have gone out today but it was flat light. Not a good thing with low snow cover. So I engaged in another outdoor sport and for sure got a little closer to jah while being patient with Ullr.

Maybe if I had filmed some high speed groomers that would make you happy.. but that's where we differ. I don't see paying $60 for mediocre groomer skiing as a success.

I'm making a list in my sig because it's the only way I'm likely to keep track of it. And perhaps it will motivate me to get more days. Skiing groomers in mediocre conditions is not the destination, but the path.

For when I travel the path of icey groomers, when the snow is deep and the woods are ready to be skied, my body will be strong and my mind will be sharp. My spirit will be ready to embrace a ++++ on the Shulgin scale of skiing.

From this ecstatic vantage point I will realize that Jah and Ullr are but one, and my energy will merge with divinity. Information, understanding, empathy and wisdom will fill my heart and mind. I will see all and feel all from all perspectives at once. I experience everyone and everything working together, fulfilling their own complex narratives to create harmony in the universe.

Except, there is one missing.

The one named Blizzard of Wahhs, who didn't bother to ski early season and when Ullr brought the white, was not ready to ski into the light!

 

[Smellytele]

I have held off replying but no one has learned - We need to stop replying to him and he will get bored. Stop feeding him.
Wait for it...

 

[Nick]

I have held off replying but no one has learned - We need to stop replying to him and he will get bored. Stop feeding him.
Wait for it...

right... i get sucked in too .... don't feed ...

 

[bobbutts]

Blizzard of trolls has provided my first az sig.

 

[Nick]

Blizzard of trolls has provided my first az sig.

Nice! Woulda been good also --> oh with the buttery shred shred pow brah!

 

[legalskier]

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

I'm making a list in my sig because it's the only way I'm likely to keep track of it.

because we all know how important that is.

And perhaps it will motivate me to get more days. Skiing groomers in mediocre conditions is not the destination, but the path. For when I travel the path of icey groomers, when the snow is deep and the woods are ready to be skied, my body will be strong and my mind will be sharp. My spirit will be ready to embrace a ++++ on the Shulgin scale of skiing.

touche. May I suggest a higher cause?

From this ecstatic vantage point I will realize that Jah and Ullr are but one, and my energy will merge with divinity. Information, understanding, empathy and wisdom will fill my heart and mind. I will see all and feel all from all perspectives at once. I experience everyone and everything working together, fulfilling their own complex narratives to create harmony in the universe.

Except, there is one missing.

The one named Blizzard of Wahhs, who didn't bother to ski early season and when Ullr brought the white, was not ready to ski into the light!

I and I.. my eyes have almost been brought to tears. You are mistaken however. There have been many runs floated down and white blankets sluiced by the fine edge of my board. Regions they call "powMow" "sillyFork" and "millcreek" have blessed my quiver with deep snows and plentiful turns this season.

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

Zero tolerance for stalkers. Interesting.

Calling Scotty

 

[ScottySkis]

Zero tolerance for stalkers. Interesting.

Calling Scotty

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Your.funny not.

 

[snoseek]

Well I went ahead and removed him from my ignore list for two reasons:

1. You fockkers quote him so much that I'm gonna see everything he post anyway.

2. some of the shit this guy says is pure comedic gold-I just can't resist the troll-fkn awesome stuff actually


I'm gonna guess 21ish years old, first...maybe second year in the Wasatch-kore!

 

[Blizzard of Wahhs]

how does a believer (see pic) get mixed up in the crosswinds of ice-schralp here on AZ to the tune of 3,300+ posts? Lost sheep Ullr has blessed you this week. Take a few moments to indulge in the fruits.

 

[snoseek]

how does a believer (see pic) get mixed up in the crosswinds of ice-schralp here on AZ to the tune of 3,300+ posts? Lost sheep Ullr has blessed you this week. Take a few moments to indulge in the fruits.

Where is that? looks very nice!

To answer your question I have split my time in the last twenty years between east and west, Mostly west though although I've spent quite a few summers working back east. Honestly I've met and skied with a fair amount of people from this board, all were super cool and many are great skiers. There are many on here that might suprise you...


edit-the entire basin is shut today-big big storm and bc avy danger is just too high. Beleive me when I say I will be in the line up bright and early tomorrow, should be a killer day!

Edit#2-Just realized that's my pick lol! Somewhere near west ropes at loveland-tunnel face?