Would you rather ski or have sex?

[Nick]

Potential picture of scantily clad women that be NSFW

http://unofficialnetworks.com/sex-skiing-55619/

10 Reasons Skiing is better than Sex:
10. Choice of day or night.

9. You pay once to go up and down all day

8. Skis are always hard

7. You have your choice of expert or beginner

6. You always get picked up when in line

5. Lubricant lasts for days

4. Vertical is better than horizontal

3. You can ride more than two mounds at a time

2. Lessons are available

1. Abundance of virgin territory

 

[Cannonball]

I think this writer needs some help with his sex life.

 

[bigbog]

Ditto Cannonball,
Leave it to a 15yo skibum, who's not getting much, to create a thread like that...

 

[Smellytele]

10 Reasons Skiing is better than Sex:
10. Choice of day or night. I think this is an option for both

9. You pay once to go up and down all day - I think this is an option for both

8. Skis are always hard

7. You have your choice of expert or beginner - I think this is an option for both

6. You always get picked up when in line - but could still get thrown off

5. Lubricant lasts for days - not sure on this one

4. Vertical is better than horizontal - I think this is an option for both

3. You can ride more than two mounds at a time - I think this is an option for both

2. Lessons are available

1. Abundance of virgin territory - Not always the case usually get sloppy seconds also virgins aren't all that.

 

[Nick]

Plus this thread needs a poll

 

[soulseller]

That list is ridiculous. But lets be honest, in order to make this question interesting, one parameter needs to be established. Are we talking about sex with your spouse or someone new...

 

[billski]

That list is ridiculous. But lets be honest, in order to make this question interesting, one parameter needs to be established. Are we talking about sex with your spouse or someone new...

+1 .

 

[billski]

Plus this thread needs a poll

How can you assert that? I think we need to have a poll to legitimize the need for a poll

 

[Cannonball]

Plus this thread needs a poll

That writer needs a pole.

 

[drjeff]

Is bacon involved with either??

That could change my answer :lol:

 

[Edd]

I've had this conversation a number of times and I must admit there were days I could go either way. These days though, I guess sex requires less driving and packing. Whichever is easier...

 

[Smellytele]

I've had this conversation a number of times and I must admit there were days I could go either way. These days though, I guess sex requires less driving and packing. Whichever is easier...

What not to say when answering this pole "...I could go either way."

 

[marcski]

Depends on who you'll be having sex with vs. Where you'll be skiing and what the conditions are like.

 

[Edd]

What not to say when answering this pole "...I could go either way."

:grin: Why you...

 

[C-Rex]

Are we talking sex with no strings? Or do I have to wine and dine before, care about her needs during, and cuddle while resisting the urge to tell her to go get me a sandwich after? Because in that case, I'd rather go snowboarding then rub one out and call it a day.

 

[HD333]

I would rather ski then have sex after.

 

[vdk03]

Depends on who you'll be having sex with vs. Where you'll be skiing and what the conditions are like.

Agreed

So what if you had the option to either spend the day a) with the girl of your dreams, or b) ski/ride anywhere on the planet in ideal conditions? Who or where would you do/go?

 

[C-Rex]

Depends on who you'll be having sex with vs. Where you'll be skiing and what the conditions are like.

Jessica Alba vs. Smuggs on a pow day.

Or Janet Reno vs. Mt. Southington after a nice thaw/freeze cycle.

 

[SIKSKIER]

Sorry but that was a softball

I've had this conversation a number of times and I must admit there were days I could go either way. These days though, I guess sex requires less driving and packing. Whichever is easier...

Ya,either way?And some days there is more packing with sex.But one that goes either way would know that.:smile:

 

[Smellytele]

Ya,either way?And some days there is more packing with sex.But one that goes either way would know that.:smile:

And you got sloppy seconds on the bashing...