Would you rather ski or have sex?

[Vortex]

Are we talking sex with no strings? Or do I have to wine and dine before, care about her needs during, and cuddle while resisting the urge to tell her to go get me a sandwich after? Because in that case, I'd rather go snowboarding then rub one out and call it a day.

Post of the month so far imp. A true romantic.

 

[SIKSKIER]

And you got sloppy seconds on the bashing...

Fair enough.I've been there before.What's wrong with doing both?Nothing like a good heater in the gondi right before ripping one.

 

[Nick]

Jessica Alba vs. Smuggs on a pow day.

Or Janet Reno vs. Mt. Southington after a nice thaw/freeze cycle.

Literally I'm almost crying I'm laughing so hard

 

[Cannonball]

Fair enough.I've been there before.What's wrong with doing both?Nothing like a good heater in the gondi right before ripping one.

If there weren't some folks on this board that know my wife I'd have a good story to insert right about here.....

 

[frapcap]

Are we talking sex with no strings? Or do I have to wine and dine before, care about her needs during, and cuddle while resisting the urge to tell her to go get me a sandwich after? Because in that case, I'd rather go snowboarding then rub one out and call it a day.

:beer:

Good answer, you had me laughing pretty hard.

 

[Smellytele]

If there weren't some folks on this board that know my wife I'd have a good story to insert right about here.....

Does it involve your wife or someone else?

 

[Nick]

Fair enough.I've been there before.What's wrong with doing both?Nothing like a good heater in the gondi right before ripping one.

Are we talking about sex, or farting?

 

[snowmonster]

Sex.

Next question, please.

 

[Cannonball]

Does it involve your wife or someone else?

If there weren't some folks on this board that know my wife I'd be able to answer that question....

 

[OldsnowboarderME]

I have lost interest in sex but not snowboarding .. sex is over rated for the amount of time, effort and energy ones has to pour into it for what you get out of it in the end.

 

[Smellytele]

I have lost interest in sex but not snowboarding .. sex is over rated for the amount of time, effort and energy ones has to pour into it for what you get out of it in the end.

I hope this never happens to me...

 

[bigbog]

How can you assert that? I think we need to have a poll to legitimize the need for a poll

Billski strutting backdoor powers over ah, it's call "ADMIN"!...:lol: :lol:. The ski-less guy can do whatever he wants;-)

 

[Cannonball]

I have lost interest in sex but not snowboarding .. sex is over rated for the amount of time, effort and energy ones has to pour into it for what you get out of it in the end.

Sorry man. That sucks.

 

[wa-loaf]

I refuse to choose.

 

[Black Phantom]

Billski strutting backdoor powers over ah, it's call "ADMIN"!...:lol: :lol:. The ski-less guy can do whatever he wants;-)

 

[180]

The great thing is that I do one in the day and one at night. No need to compromise. Sometimes, I get to do both.

 

[Madroch]

The great thing is that I do one in the day and one at night. No need to compromise. Sometimes, I get to do both.

Night skiing and nooners eliminate all temporal boundries....as I haven't skied since last March... my vote is an easy one at the moment-- skiing. Once I hit the slopes, it is a tougher call.

 

[Bene288]

Both. It's nice so many mountains have hotels and resorts attached to them.

 

[ALLSKIING]

I would rather ski then have sex after.

+1

 

[MadPatSki]

I picked skiing...and the poll results went up to 69% for skiing.