WTF news story..Could thong be wrong???

[drjeff]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/06/18/vo.injured.by.thong.cnn

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

My eyes hurt imagining her in a thong. Can I have some money, too?

 

[wa-loaf]

uke:

 

[o3jeff]

uke:

 

[Beetlenut]

Would you even be able to tell if she WAS wearing it?

 

[Johnskiismore]

Ummmmmhh, yeah, I'm with you guys uke:


A piece of metal flew off the garment and hit her in the eye? How exactly does one make metal fly off of a thong? I am getting a bad mental image here

 

[Paul]

That's HOTT!!!!




Actually, I'd like to see that anchor in a thong. And what's up with the video? Three shots over and over in succession? Jeez CNN, WTF????

 

[Sky]

I thought the reporter had the perfect facial expression...just as the video ends.

Too bad you have to watch CNN's triple viewing of the same woman circling the same display three times. Errrahhhhh....."edit"!

 

[Sexkitten]

I noticed three very wrong things in that clip...

1. The "victim's" eyebrows and sideburns. Wow!

2. The size of the women in the stock footage of VS looking in the 34 bin.

3. That the panties in question appeared to be crotchless. Mmmmmm.

 

[Mildcat]

If they showed her in the thong I would have had to jam a piece of metal into my own eyes. uke:

 

[drjeff]

If they showed her in the thong I would have had to jam a piece of metal into my own eyes. uke:

That might be the lawyers main point to argue to Victoris'a Secret, "pay us or we'll show you her wearing it!" uke:

 

[severine]

I LMAO watching this news story last night on FOX. :lol: What the heck was she doing with that thong that she got the decoration in her eye? I think she needs some lessons on using her own underwear. :roll:

 

[tree_skier]

Ok lets look at this from a physics point of view. If someone is putting on, or even wearing a thong (even someone of her large proportion) and you stretch said thong enough to propel a piece of metal at least 2 feet. wouldn't it travel away from the body and thus in the opposite direction of the head or was the metal shaped like a boomerang so it could make a circular path upwards and around the large blocking midriff area?????

 

[drjeff]

I'm thinking the guy she was putting the thong in question on for had the immediate reaction of "damn, your a$$ looks [size=+4]HUGE[/size] in that!"

And she wasn't happy Then the folks at Vicki's Secret wouldn't take it back. Throw in a 2AM infomercial by a 3rd rate newbie lawyer and voila, here's your ridiculous headline grabbing story. My guess is she's on either The View or Oprah within the week whining about how her life is ruined by this thong! Then Dr. Phil gets involved and by the end of the year this turns into either an episode of Law and Order or a Lifetime TV movie uke: :uzi: :flame:

 

[Beetlenut]

I LMAO watching this news story last night on FOX. :lol: What the heck was she doing with that thong that she got the decoration in her eye? I think she needs some lessons on using her own underwear. :roll:

Maybe she was smelling it!:-o

 

[bvibert]

Maybe she was smelling it!:-o

I just threw up in my mouth a little uke:

 

[drjeff]

I just threw up in my mouth a little uke:

Only a little?? uke: uke: uke:

 

[severine]

Maybe she was smelling it!:-o

I can't say that's a hobby of most women. uke:

 

[Marc]

I declare this thread officially redeemed.

 

[Marc]

I smell cookies.