You know you're a real skier if...

[hardline]

shit im not even a skier

 

[mondeo]

:lol: You know you're a real skier if...
Your significant other thinks diamonds are black.

Too busy skiing. No time for a significant other (or at least that's what I tell myself.)

Have broken or torn something on your body.

Check.

You own a $400.00 dress or suit, but have a $1500.00 ski outfit.

I have a $300 suit, but my jacket cost $50 and my pants cost $140, and only because they were an emergency replacement. I own zero outfits.

Have more skiing pictures than wedding pictures.

Equal, at zero.

Complain about a $5.00 hamburger, but have no problem paying $80 for a lift ticket.

I'll pay $5 for a decent hamburger sooner than I'll pay $80 for a lift ticket. I'm not a fool.

Your ski gear is worth more than your car.

This discounts the possibility of being a real skier and a real gearhead simultaneously.

You pay off your Visa by the end of summer just to make room for ski season.

I never keep a balance on my Visa. If I had to pay interest, I would have less money to go skiing with.

You know you're a real skier if you check the weather in Vermont more often than the weather in your home town.

 

[scootertig]

and I am a Flake skier...yup,yup thats what I am!

I wish I were a Plake skier.


aaron