You might be a Gaper if

[andyzee]

Doh! I threw a repeat up there. And one that andyzee orginally posted no less. :roll:

Now I feel like a big gaper...

Hey, watch that chit!

 

[andyzee]

#16 - While standing in a lift line a fellow skier of the opposite sex asks if you're single you reply "Sorry, I'm married". My wife actually said that one time.:lol:

Why is she sorry that she's married?

 

[freeheelwilly]

Why is she sorry that she's married?

You sure would be if you were his wife

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

Hey did I ever show you guys this picture of Freeheelwilly and his girlfriend outside the lodge at Whiteface? You can't see their faces, but you'll get the idea.

 

[bvibert]

Hey did I ever show you guys this picture of Freeheelwilly and his girlfriend outside the lodge at Whiteface? You can't see their faces, but you'll get the idea.

Which one is FHW and which is the GF??

 

[Greg]

Just say no to day-glo...

 

[Greg]

Attention all AlpineZoners: Please make sure a pic of you does not make it on this Web site this season:

http://www.gaperhunter.com/

:lol:

 

[Geoff]

Hey did I ever show you guys this picture of Freeheelwilly and his girlfriend outside the lodge at Whiteface? You can't see their faces, but you'll get the idea.

The skis are all wrong for those stretch pants. Should be:

 

[2knees]

lol, who didnt own a pair of 4S at one time or another? they were everywhere.

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

lol, who didnt own a pair of 4S at one time or another? they were everywhere.

I think I still have a pair or two in the garage (the grey and black ones).

I need some day glo. It's so passe it's becoming retro-chic, like my mullet.

 

[SkiDork]

ahem... That reminds me of the episode last season - where I commented to my chair mate (can't remember who it was) "check out the cute ass on that chick over there"

When we got off the chair and saw who had the "cute ass" - it was a guy...



aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggg.....!!!!!!

 

[freeheelwilly]

Hey did I ever show you guys this picture of Freeheelwilly and his girlfriend outside the lodge at Whiteface? You can't see their faces, but you'll get the idea.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Check out the different colored gators! "Should I wear the puke green day-glo or the hot pink day-glo? I just can't decide! Wait a minute - I've got it!"

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Check out the different colored gators! "Should I wear the puke green day-glo or the hot pink day-glo? I just can't decide! Wait a minute - I've got it!"

It has to be 2 guys at a "Gaper Day". To think anything else is scary.

 

[from_the_NEK]

You might be a gaper if.... Your are wearing this get-up:

 

[eastcoastskiier]

Your a gaper if your ski helmet is also your:
-ice hockey
-roller hockey
-mountain bike
..helmet

 

[PowderDeprived]

You Might Be A Gaper, if you stop on the outer 3/4 of a trail trail, because you don't want to fall off the edge, take off your skis, sit down and take a break. Then get up and trip over your skis which are pointing strait down up the 150' vert bunny slope trying to click back into your bindings.

 

[Grassi21]

Your a gaper if your ski helmet is also your:
-ice hockey
-roller hockey
-mountain bike
..helmet

I was joking around with my wife that I would wear my lax helmet on the slopes one day.

 

[JimG.]

You might be a gaper if.... Your are wearing this get-up:

That's hard on the eyes...especially hard since I've seen that shot before.

Looks like Patrick from over on FTO. He still uses pink poles.

 

[from_the_NEK]

That's hard on the eyes...especially hard since I've seen that shot before.

I thought I had posted this somewhere once before. It is actually a shot from Burke last winter. My friend and I saw her (I'm assuming it was a "her" :lol: ) skiing down a trail and we were determined to get the outfit on film. So back down at the lift we were hanging out until the Pink and Furrry one came into view. I then started taking video and disguised ourselves and our mission by pretending to interview my friend about the days conditions. Meanwhile I was actually shooting the Pink and Furrry in the background over his shoulder. It was priceless :-D
I took a still shot out of the video to post, hense the grainy look.

 

[JimG.]

I thought I had posted this somewhere once before. It is actually a shot from Burke last winter. My friend and I saw her (I'm assuming it was a "her" :lol: ) skiing down a trail and we were determined to get the outfit on film. So back down at the lift we were hanging out until the Pink and Furrry one came into view. I then started taking video and disguised ourselves and our mission by pretending to interview my friend about the days conditions. Meanwhile I was actually shooting the Pink and Furrry in the background over his shoulder. It was priceless :-D
I took a still shot out of the video to post, hense the grainy look.

I guess she'll never have to worry about getting shot by a hunter.

Skiers are another matter.