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Best Movie Quotes
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Marc
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"He would have an enormous shwanshtoker."
".... Well, that goes without saying."
"He's going to be very popular."
"Sedagive?!?"
"Call it, a hunch!"
"You know, I'm quite a brilliant surgeon, I could help you with that hump."
".... what hump?"
"To the lumberyard!"
".... Well, that goes without saying."
"He's going to be very popular."
"Sedagive?!?"
"Call it, a hunch!"
"You know, I'm quite a brilliant surgeon, I could help you with that hump."
".... what hump?"
"To the lumberyard!"
Zand
Well-known member
"I fart in your general direction."
smitty77
New member
"Blast off: one-eight-oh. Two hundred: Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Two ten: U.S. Government certified. Two twenty: lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak. Two thirty: Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I've ever seen. If the rest is like this, you'll be dealing on this load for two years."
"You dumb guinea."
"How the hell was I supposed to know he had a knife."
"Never trust a nigger."
"He could have been white."
"Never trust anyone!"
"Crazy kid, locked me up with my own cuffs. Toss me the keys."
"I thought I told you to get folders for all this stuff. This scrapbook is like you - a mess."
One of my alltime favorites....
"You dumb guinea."
"How the hell was I supposed to know he had a knife."
"Never trust a nigger."
"He could have been white."
"Never trust anyone!"
"Crazy kid, locked me up with my own cuffs. Toss me the keys."
"I thought I told you to get folders for all this stuff. This scrapbook is like you - a mess."
One of my alltime favorites....
hammer
Active member
Monty Python quotes would be worthy of a separate thread...
May I help you Dr?
Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyks file.
Dr. who?
Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
What was that name again?
It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyks file.
Dr. who?
Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
What was that name again?
It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Paul
New member
Dad: He's never tired. He's never miserable.
Mom: He's young.
Dad: When I was young I was tired and miserable.
Dad: What is this?
Mom: It's sauteed zucchini.
Dad: It's I-tey food. I don't want no I-tey food.
Mom: It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Dad: I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries!
Refund? Refund?
Cyril: Hey! Are you really gonna shave your legs?
Dave: Certo! All the Italians do it.
Mike: Ah. Some country. The women don't shave theirs.
Mom: He's young.
Dad: When I was young I was tired and miserable.
Dad: What is this?
Mom: It's sauteed zucchini.
Dad: It's I-tey food. I don't want no I-tey food.
Mom: It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Dad: I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, dammit! I want French fries!
Refund? Refund?
Cyril: Hey! Are you really gonna shave your legs?
Dave: Certo! All the Italians do it.
Mike: Ah. Some country. The women don't shave theirs.
"Rommel you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"
Great line from a great movie delivered by a great actor who won an Oscar for it.
Great line from a great movie delivered by a great actor who won an Oscar for it.
YardSaleDad
Member
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
This one goes to eleven
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
This one goes to eleven
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
hammer
Active member
"Prepare ship for light speed."
"No, no, no, light speed is too slow."
"Light speed, too slow?"
"Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed."
"No, no, no, light speed is too slow."
"Light speed, too slow?"
"Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed."
wintersyndrome
New member
"Here i am 16 and I'm parking Cadillacs"
Goodfellas while is very quotable has many quotes that I could not repeat on this forum
but the list below is fromthe comic geniousof my favorite funny-man
Voted "#1 Wise Ass" on VH1 Mr. Bill Murray
"They hate it when you do this"
Dr. Peter Venkman playing the piano Ghostbusters
"Riots on the Streets, Dogs and Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria!"
--Ghostbusters
"Thats all he said"
--Lost in Translation
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. Met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina-coladas. At sunset we made love like Sea Otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?"
--Ground Hogs Day
"Oh, it's not the speed really so much. I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."
--Stripes
"Grow? Who could grow more than me? Talk about massive potential for growth. I am the little acorn that becomes the oak. You can't go. All the plants are gonna die."
--Stripes
"Come on it's Czecheslovakia. We zip in we pick them up we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czecheslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."
--Stripes
OK im done for now
Goodfellas while is very quotable has many quotes that I could not repeat on this forum
but the list below is fromthe comic geniousof my favorite funny-man
Voted "#1 Wise Ass" on VH1 Mr. Bill Murray
"They hate it when you do this"
Dr. Peter Venkman playing the piano Ghostbusters
"Riots on the Streets, Dogs and Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria!"
--Ghostbusters
"Thats all he said"
--Lost in Translation
"I was in the Virgin Islands once. Met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina-coladas. At sunset we made love like Sea Otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?"
--Ground Hogs Day
"Oh, it's not the speed really so much. I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning."
--Stripes
"Grow? Who could grow more than me? Talk about massive potential for growth. I am the little acorn that becomes the oak. You can't go. All the plants are gonna die."
--Stripes
"Come on it's Czecheslovakia. We zip in we pick them up we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czecheslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."
--Stripes
OK im done for now
Marc
New member
Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Marc
New member
Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."
These go to eleven.
So when you're playing you feel like a preserved moose on stage?
Yeah.
LOL, I love that movie!
Marc
New member
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ctenidae
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What movie is that from?
useful advice
"When you have to shoot, shoot....don't talk."
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (Eli Wallach as Tuco)
"When you have to shoot, shoot....don't talk."
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (Eli Wallach as Tuco)
ctenidae
Active member
I've got a new favorite, and it's one I intend to use any time I'm asked what I do for a living:
"I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid."
"I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid."
Marc
New member
That is my favorite movie, bar none.
"There are two kinds of people in this word: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
"Such ingratitude after all the times I've saved your life."
"Were you gonna die alone?"
Man, there was not an uncool line ever uttered by Clint in those three movies...
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