being a liftee would suck a fat donkey dick
Yeah, you're right, I'd much rather stand in the bowels of hell greeting the degenerates of this country...
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being a liftee would suck a fat donkey dick
being a liftee would suck a fat donkey dick
:beer:Yeah, you're right, I'd much rather stand in the bowels of hell greeting the degenerates of this country...
*waiting for ctenidae or sro to post and tell me how dumb I am and give sound advice*
Keep up the 401(k), but don't fall for the "lifecycle funds" hype. Watch the fees (they can kill you slowly), don't fall for the auto-rebalancing option.
Keep your Roth funded as much as possible- the bonus on the Roth is that it's post tax, so anything you put in can be withdrawn whenever with no tax hit. It's only the gains you get taxed on later. At this point, you may actually want to concentrate more on the Roth, since you're probably in a lower tax bracket now than you will be in 20 years.
I'd consider 60/40 or 70/30 as your baseline, and put your ranges around that. Granted, you'd be getting killed right now at 70/30, but you're investing for the long term, and one would hope that the active managers are looking at buying opportunities.
If you're planning on staying at FM for 50 years, then that pension plan is great. if not, then maybe not so much. Pay attention to the vesting schedule, and factor that in if you decide to change jobs.
Put more money into goat futures.
(insert standard "I am not a financial advisor, consult your advisor before making decisions, etc etc" disclaimer here)
Yeah, you're right, I'd much rather stand in the bowels of hell greeting the degenerates of this country...
And just one more thing... goat milk, goat cheese, or goat meat futures?
And just one more thing... goat milk, goat cheese, or goat meat futures?
being a liftee would suck a fat donkey dick
Maybe? but being a wal-mart greeter would swallow.:dunce:
I plan on marrying for money next time.
My English teacher in sophomore year of high school used to say "Marry rich, and marry often!"
The answer is You VOLUNTEER and GIVE BACK tO YOUR COMMUNITY >
I am on the Board of Directors of our regional medical center and sit on 4 board committees and my wife is a volunteer in teh Hospital Gift shop
We volunteer at our church and are POLITICALLY active with a citizen's group interested in ENHANCING the Quality of Life in our community . I also advise a number of folks interested in accessing higher education -- sp you GIVE BACK that brings additional satisfaction
I have zero set aside for retirement and could really care less. I will figure things out as I go
being a liftee would suck a fat donkey dick
Don't leave your future to luck. Mix in what you enjoy doing with making plans to do it more as you age. Counting on Social Security is not a good plan. Sorry to lecture but this world is becoming less merciful to those without a plan.
Interesting you mention your 20's. I'm going to coach my kids to make the most of their 20's earning-wise/saving-wise. If you could enter your 30's with some financial comfort, you sure could enjoy parenting, etc even more. The good thing about being in your 20's is that you have more energy than later on in life (as a rule). Therefore you can kick ass at work and still find plenty of recreation time. Alternately, you can use some of this time to travel and live care-free but it's good to plan how long that will last. If you set some realistic milestones early (owning a house, having $100k in retirement, etc) and reach them, you'll have a good start on life.
Good news for the goats!I intend to enslave my kids and make them mine salt for me to further my own financial standing.
If I were going to have kids, of course.