The AlpineZone Battle Royal

[andyzee]

And duct tape.

You bumpers are a kinky bunch.

 

[jack97]

And duct tape.

You bumpers are a kinky bunch.

Duct tape is a great tool

 

[jack97]

AlpineZone is the internets biggest sausage fest..

The avatar and your remark is still cracking me up.


Talking smack aside, you want to see some ass kissing, go one of the other ski forum mentioned.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

The avatar and your remark is still cracking me up.


Talking smack aside, you want to see some ass kissing go one of the other ski forum mentioned.

Well Epicski is a more elitist sausage fest...more common queers here..lol

 

[jack97]

Well Epicski is a more elitist sausage fest...more common queers here..lol

Kind of makes sense....seems like you're slumming with the commoners.

 

[2knees]

Well Epicski is a more elitist sausage fest...more common queers here..lol

What about your groupies and admirers from Pa wecantskiorride?

 

[redalienx11]

not that bumpers would even know about black diamond equipment ltd, but one of the most reputable outdoor gear manufacturers makes kneepads specifically for skiing. because turn earners are that hardcore and they know it.
http://www.bdel.com/gear/telekneesis.php

 

[deadheadskier]

Well Epicski is a more elitist sausage fest...more common queers here..lol

you ain't kiddin'

when I read the Augusta Maine thread, I stumbled upon this from AltaSkiBum

"Thanks Michael I will be on tumbledown this summer rod in hand!!"

:-o

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

What about your groupies and admirers from Pa wecantskiorride?

Well on paskiandride..there are actually a few hot 20-something women..and they all want me..even the married ladies..lol

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

you ain't kiddin'

when I read the Augusta Maine thread, I stumbled upon this from AltaSkiBum

"Thanks Michael I will be on tumbledown this summer rod in hand!!"

:-o

hehehehehe

 

[jack97]

Well on paskiandride..there are actually a few hot 20-something women..and they all want me..even the married ladies..lol

Yeah, prolly as a gopher.

 

[jack97]

because turn earners are that hardcore and they know it.

I wouldn't use hardcore and kneepads for turn earners in the same post given how this thread is turning out.

 

[2knees]

Well on paskiandride..there are actually a few hot 20-something women..and they all want me..even the married ladies..lol

Son, if you're gonna lie, try to make it at least a tiny bit plausible.

now try again.

 

[tcharron]

Bet Greg's beard tickles. stirred

Sometimes I'm guessing. But since they're not full fledged kneepads, they're only for occasional use. The rest of the time...

Well, let's look at a bump skier in training for a sec..

Looks to be like perhaps arsepads may be useful as well.

 

[drjeff]

Sometimes I'm guessing. But since they're not full fledged kneepads, they're only for occasional use. The rest of the time...

Well, let's look at a bump skier in training for a sec..

Looks to be like perhaps arsepads may be useful as well.

And the skis double as stirups

 

[2knees]

You really should be nicer to people .. I have a brother who is a federal agent .. get my drift son..

can he get the kind bud then?

 

[jack97]

Sometimes I'm guessing. But since they're not full fledged kneepads, they're only for occasional use. The rest of the time...

Well, let's look at a bump skier in training for a sec..

Looks to be like perhaps arsepads may be useful as well.

Ummm.... that looks like a CSIA instuctor look over things. And maybe you're right, the student needs more padding.

 

[andyzee]

Well on paskiandride..there are actually a few hot 20-something women..and they all want me..even the married ladies..lol

Next time finish the sentence please:

Well on paskiandride..there are actually a few hot 20-something women..and they all want me to F off

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Now that is a whole better response to GSS ... thank you.

Hahahahahaha.....if you think I'm sexy and you want my body come on sugar let me know..lol

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Never asked..

Kind bud....mmmmmm