Wtf ?

[ScottySkis]

"Cannibal Cop" Is Cooked

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/13/nyregion/gilberto-valle-is-found-guilty-in-cannibal-case.html

Crazy story.

 

[wa-loaf]

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2013/03/florida_man_has_penis_sliced_o.php

 

[legalskier]

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2013/03/florida_man_has_penis_sliced_o.php

He was a temp...but the injury is permanent.
uke:

 

[legalskier]

Polish man impales face on screwdriver — then smokes cigarette to settle his nerves (PHOTOS)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...driver-photos-article-1.1283091#ixzz2NNrEJsM2

 

[ScottySkis]

Polish man impales face on screwdriver — then smokes cigarette to settle his nerves (PHOTOS)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...driver-photos-article-1.1283091#ixzz2NNrEJsM2

Are you sure he smoking tobacco and not something else that might help with pain from that.

 

[ctenidae]

Polish man impales face on screwdriver — then smokes cigarette to settle his nerves (PHOTOS)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...driver-photos-article-1.1283091#ixzz2NNrEJsM2

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[hippiechick]

Polish man impales face on screwdriver — then smokes cigarette to settle his nerves (PHOTOS)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...driver-photos-article-1.1283091#ixzz2NNrEJsM2

Pretty fond of his quote:

"I went to my car to check in the mirror … and I saw the screwdriver in my head."

 

[Puck it]

Polish man impales face on screwdriver — then smokes cigarette to settle his nerves (PHOTOS)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...driver-photos-article-1.1283091#ixzz2NNrEJsM2

A co-worker was working with a leather needle on something and it slipped went right into his eye. It missed the vital parts and will be fine though.

 

[ctenidae]

In preparation for vacation next month, I called credit cards to put a travel note on so I wouldn't trip any fraud alerts. I was planning on using my miles card as the primary card, but come to find out, they charge 3% for international transactions! The card that lets you travel, charges you for travelling. WTF?

Discover, which is running its cash back promo for home improvement purchases this quarter, and my Best Buy rewards card, which is truly stay-at-home-sitting-on-the-couch based, both charge no international fees.

 

[legalskier]

In preparation for vacation next month, I called credit cards to put a travel note on so I wouldn't trip any fraud alerts. I was planning on using my miles card as the primary card, but come to find out, they charge 3% for international transactions! The card that lets you travel, charges you for travelling. WTF?

"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away." -Tom Waits

Discover, which is running its cash back promo for home improvement purchases this quarter, and my Best Buy rewards card, which is truly stay-at-home-sitting-on-the-couch based, both charge no international fees.

Good time to start ordering for the nursery in your future....

 

[bvibert]

Japanese fart scrolls

http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/

 

[spring_mountain_high]

 

[bvibert]

Japanese fart scrolls

http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/

 

[hippiechick]

I..... I..... I don't know.

I just don't know.

 

[Nick]

http://gizmodo.com/5991229/there-has-never-been-a-more-random-way-to-cook-eggs-or-maybe-anything



Cook an egg into a Popsicle shape.

 

[Glenn]

No, you didn’t misread that last sentence. The whole scroll, which is called He-Gassen (“The Fart Battle”) is just about people farting. Farting at other people, farting at cats, farting off of horses, farting into bags; just farting everywhere.

:lol:

 

[legalskier]

^ Reminds me of Chaucer's Miller's Tale.
:lol:

 

[legalskier]

 

[legalskier]

Former vice mayor 'exposed himself to women motorists through his car window - while driving at 90mph'

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306511/William-Blakely-Former-vice-mayor-exposed-played-different-women-driving-90mph.html#ixzz2QGPLELmG
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[legalskier]

Colorado River named nation's most endangered waterway


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-205_162...utm_campaign=Feed:+cbsnews/feed+(CBSNews.com)