ctenidae
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Maybe if some of you other smart asses would start some new threads, HPD, GSS and I wouldn't have to be the only ones to do it!
Just trying to help.
Just trying to help.
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Are you a smart ass?
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No. I'm an intelligent donkey.
Vortex
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I like HPD's threads. Makes one think. He won an AZ award for it months back.
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Marc
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My father said I'd never be smart enough to work my way up to "smart ass" from "dumb ass."
skibum1321
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That sounds about right
What does my ass have to do with starting new threads?
'Loaded" question.
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LMAO....I think you guys are doing a great job! I was thinking GSS was enjoying it...on a diet so the food connected threads really make me hungry....being in Vermont DMC's sushi comment really sounded tasty.
GSS's avatar is starting to give me a headache but that's probably cause I'm an old fart, at least that's what my son tells me. :wink:
My son(just graduated HS) is a wise ass even tho it was me that convinced his mother that he doesn't have to go to college. It won't destroy his life forever.He and his buddy are moving to Breckenridge when his summer job is over to be a ski bum. He is a snowboard freak. Starting when he was 12 he was turning the backyard into a terrain park. They used the garage roof as their takeoff, when we had good snow, which means I had to replace it after a couple of years. He is serious about the sport.
Breck is having a job fair in NYC next week so he and his buddy who is going with him will be there. I want him to avoid the same problems I had when I pretty much did the same thing 31 years ago except it was after I got my college degree.
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ctenidae
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If you can fart the alphabet, then your ass has an above average IQ.
Man, this thread was pretty low when I started it, and here I am, bringing it down another notch or so.
What does my farting ability have to do with my ass's intelligence? I don't think he ever got an emdumaction so I guess he's not very smart. All the stupid thing does all day is hang around a eat, but he's still not smart enough to eat something that'll put meat on his bones so he can pull my cart...
What does my farting ability have to do with my ass's intelligence? I don't think he ever got an emdumaction so I guess he's not very smart. All the stupid thing does all day is hang around a eat, but he's still not smart enough to eat something that'll put meat on his bones so he can pull my cart...
Stupid ass.
ctenidae
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I don't know- he got out of pulling that heavy-assed cart. Seems pretty smart to me.
Smarter than Miss Teen South Carolina, anyway. I can haz maps?
skiNEwhere
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Second that!
What happened?
He was at like 50 posts and 3 avatars a day, now hes at like 30 post a day and not even a new avatar every day
You have a point there, he must have been laughing his ass off when he got me to pull it instead... Stupid smart ass!
Yeah, but that's not saying much...
ctenidae
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Well, we are talking about asses, here.
Does she have a nice one? I couldn't tell from the video clip...
ctenidae
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I don't know, but she's 17.
I'm going to refrain from making any comments like such as and until next year.
I'm going to refrain from making any comments like such as and until next year.
Marc
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Fortunately, unlike you, I'm not bound by such morals. I bet her ass is amazing. To match her boobies.
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