The amazing Fartman!

[Hawkshot99]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M

 

[Paul]

Now why didn't they ignite when he blew the candles out?

 

[Hawkshot99]

Those are not true farts. He was sucking the air in, through his but, and shooting it out. That is the only way that I can assume he had that much gas. If it goes in that way, no methane.

 

[Paul]

Cheater.

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Those are not true farts. He was sucking the air in, through his but, and shooting it out. That is the only way that I can assume he had that much gas. If it goes in that way, no methane.

Huh? It's possible to suck air into your butt?

 

[drjeff]

Huh? It's possible to suck air into your butt?

Like you ladies have never inadvertantly had air drawn up into ummm, "other orifices" and expelled with some noise???

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

Like you ladies have never inadvertantly had air drawn up into ummm, "other orifices" and expelled with some noise???

But, if you look at that video, dude had to have practially been inhaling in and out with his a$$ to make it happen. That's possible? I'm not so gifted, though I wish I could do it.

 

[drjeff]

But, if you look at that video, dude had to have practially been inhaling in and out with his a$$ to make it happen. That's possible? I'm not so gifted, though I wish I could do it.

As any regular listener and sometimes viewer of The Howard Stern Show will tell you, this air movement phenomenon out of lower orifices is quite possible, and often to the male mind, quite entertaining!

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

As any regular listener and sometimes viewer of The Howard Stern Show will tell you, this air movement phenomenon out of lower orifices is quite possible, and often to the male mind, quite entertaining!

I clearly still have much to learn, oh wise one.

 

[Paul]

I clearly still have much to learn, oh wise one.

You have completed learning when you can take the pebble from my hand using only your asscheeks.

 

[ctenidae]

And here I was thinking the "Can GSS Ski?" thread went down hill fast.

 

[Hawkshot99]

And here I was thinking the "Can GSS Ski?" thread went down hill fast.

This thread has not gone downhill. It started at the bottom of the grand canyon.:lol:

 

[BeanoNYC]

Norwegian Subtitles too, no less.