anyone have a history even close to mine....

[legalskier]

My mother was a hamster and my father reeked of elderberries.

 

[dmc]

My mother was a hamster and my father reeked of elderberries.

I remember them farting in your general direction.

 

[Paul]

I remember them farting in your general direction.

Did they speak with an outrageous accent?

 

[Marc]

Did they speak with an outrageous accent?

Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly persons.

 

[bvibert]

Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly persons.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

[SkiDork]

this is an ex-parrot...

 

[wa-loaf]

Of course it matters!! Is he the Patron Saint of BM's? What does the holy card look like? Do you have a direct line and can intercede for those who suffer from diahhrea and/or chronic constipation?

Why do you need some help in that dept?

 

[jrmagic]

Most famous person in my family os James G Blaine...
Sec of State for Arthur and Garfield

Hey I remember reading about him in college. He ran for president against Grover Clevenand which ran a smear campaign against Blaine---- Blaine Blaine James G. Blaine. Big fat liar from the state of Maine. lol. Not to be outdone, Blaine's camp retorted with Ma Ma where's my Pa? referring to Cleveland's illegitame child. Ok I know a useless fact that has been stuck in my brain for 20+ years......

 

[dmc]

Hey I remember reading about him in college. He ran for president against Grover Clevenand which ran a smear campaign against Blaine---- Blaine Blaine James G. Blaine. Big fat liar from the state of Maine. lol. Not to be outdone, Blaine's camp retorted with Ma Ma where's my Pa? referring to Cleveland's illegitame child. Ok I know a useless fact that has been stuck in my brain for 20+ years......

Yup.... He got smeared... May explain my political tenacity..

But I got Maine roots... So thats cool...

 

[campgottagopee]

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

That's the best part.

 

[Brownsville Brooklyn]

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