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"Dumbfounded" The great disappearance of Winter 2005-06
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Marc
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*shrug*
It's New England weather, aren't you accustomed to the swings yet?
Just follow my motto, you'll feel better:
"Until the temps sink, have another drink."
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It's New England weather, aren't you accustomed to the swings yet?
Just follow my motto, you'll feel better:
"Until the temps sink, have another drink."
:beer:
Remember last year's NYE? I recall trying to get some turns in at Wildcat and Attitash on 12/31/04 but the rain and high temps really put a damper on those plans.
Marc
New member
No matter now... snow's on the way... if anyone's around I'll be at Killington Mon-Wed... I'll post that in events too...
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Marc
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Re: K-mart
Hey go easy guy, this was right after I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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skiguy said:
Hey go easy guy, this was right after I jumped ship in Hong Kong and made my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Marc
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Re: O.K.
*Sigh*
You're not being the ball, Danny.
skiguy said:
*Sigh*
You're not being the ball, Danny.
riverc0il
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nice one marc, license to kill gophers renewed.
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