sledhaulingmedic
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Take this simple test (bring your sense of humor):
Score one for each "yes" answer:
Have you ever called in sick to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever borrowed money to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever skipped school to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever stood up a date to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever gone home early from a night of drinking with the boys/girls because you were going skiing the next day?
Score five for each "Yes" answer:
Have you ever skipped a job interview to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever pawned an item to pay for a lift ticket on a powder day?
Have you ever taken a semester off to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever had second thoughts about a relationship because he/she didn't ski/ride?
Have you ever skipped a night out with the boys/girls because you were going skiing the next day?
Score ten points for each "yes" answer:
Have you ever taken a job based solely on it's proximity to skiing/riding?
Have you ever borrowed money from someone named "Nunzio" to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever blown off a final exam to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever dumped an SI because he/she didn't ski?
Have you ever left a bachelor /bachelorette party early because you were going skiing the next day?
Score 20 points for each "yes" answer:
Have you ever turned down a promotion because it didn't relocate you closer to ski country?
Have you ever pawned a priceless family heirloom to pay for a lift ticket on a powder day?
Have you ever decided grad school wasn't for you because it would interfere with skiing/riding?
Have you ever been divorced because your spouse didn't ski/ride?
Have you ever left your own bachelor/bachelorette party because you were skiing/riding the next day?
Have you ever sold your body to pay for gas to get to ski country?
Add the score, divide by two:
0-10: TFB/Stick with golf
10-20: Gaper
20-40: There might be hope
40-60: "Dude! I hear ASC will give you another $0,25 an hour because English is your first language"
60-100: A true ski bum. A dying breed.
Score one for each "yes" answer:
Have you ever called in sick to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever borrowed money to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever skipped school to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever stood up a date to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever gone home early from a night of drinking with the boys/girls because you were going skiing the next day?
Score five for each "Yes" answer:
Have you ever skipped a job interview to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever pawned an item to pay for a lift ticket on a powder day?
Have you ever taken a semester off to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever had second thoughts about a relationship because he/she didn't ski/ride?
Have you ever skipped a night out with the boys/girls because you were going skiing the next day?
Score ten points for each "yes" answer:
Have you ever taken a job based solely on it's proximity to skiing/riding?
Have you ever borrowed money from someone named "Nunzio" to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever blown off a final exam to go skiing/riding?
Have you ever dumped an SI because he/she didn't ski?
Have you ever left a bachelor /bachelorette party early because you were going skiing the next day?
Score 20 points for each "yes" answer:
Have you ever turned down a promotion because it didn't relocate you closer to ski country?
Have you ever pawned a priceless family heirloom to pay for a lift ticket on a powder day?
Have you ever decided grad school wasn't for you because it would interfere with skiing/riding?
Have you ever been divorced because your spouse didn't ski/ride?
Have you ever left your own bachelor/bachelorette party because you were skiing/riding the next day?
Have you ever sold your body to pay for gas to get to ski country?
Add the score, divide by two:
0-10: TFB/Stick with golf
10-20: Gaper
20-40: There might be hope
40-60: "Dude! I hear ASC will give you another $0,25 an hour because English is your first language"
60-100: A true ski bum. A dying breed.