How the fight started

[Hawkshot99]

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.
And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say,
"Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started.:lol:;-)

 

[JohnGD33]

I need to hear more.

 

[marcski]

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.
And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say,
"Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started.:lol:;-)

However, politically incorrect this may be....I must admit that I think the ice cream I was eating when reading this post went through my nose...I can't stop laughing.

 

[Skier75]

OMG! How'd you stop from laughing in his poor face? You ought to be careful he's probably about the right height to hit you where you don't want to be.....

 

[severine]

I'm sick as it is and coughing anyway, but I sputtered away on this one.

This is a joke, right? This can't possibly be true-life....

 

[Grassi21]

Google it! It is a joke. At first I could picture Hawkshot delivering that line. Then I had to do some research. Still funny as hell though.

 

[Warp Daddy]

Lmao

 

[ski_resort_observer]

Looking at Hawk's ride, love the pretty light blue color, I knew it was a joke. :wink:

 

[skibum9995]

I've seen this before, but every time I see it I still laugh.

 

[FRITOLAYGUY]

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car.
And you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say,
"Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started.:lol:;-)

Heard that a few months ago, you must have stole it from me.

 

[Hawkshot99]

At first I could picture Hawkshot delivering that line.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?:-D

 

[Grassi21]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?:-D

Good thing. I have a feeling you would have the comedic chops to pull it off with a straight face.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

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