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I knew skiing in the Alps could be dangerous...

dmc

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bvibert said:
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I'd miss all the cute french girls in bikini tops at Tucks on a warm May day... :)
Just wish they'd shave their pits...

Ok, you may be on to something there...

But can we still attack Canada, eh? :lol:

OK... but hands off British Columbia and Alberta...
I love those places...
 

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dmc said:
bvibert said:
dmc said:
I'd miss all the cute french girls in bikini tops at Tucks on a warm May day... :)
Just wish they'd shave their pits...

Ok, you may be on to something there...

But can we still attack Canada, eh? :lol:

OK... but hands off British Columbia and Alberta...
I love those places...

We can invade them and have em to ourselves!! :D Then we can ban anyone thats not a cute girl with a bikini top on... ;)
 

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Mmmmm, cute girls with bikinis...
After we invade, can we scrap the Canadian quarter? Or at least make sure it's regulation size?
 

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ctenidae said:
Mmmmm, cute girls with bikinis...
After we invade, can we scrap the Canadian quarter? Or at least make sure it's regulation size?

Since I've moved to upstate NY... I've been getting more of Canadian quarters...
psses me off...
 

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I thik it's all part of Canadian plan to pr-emptively invade teh US. Soon, every vending machine in America will be jammed by Canadian quaqrters. Then, while our people are thirsty and feeling a touch peckish, and all our best scientists are trying to fix the soda machines, the Canadians will attack. It won't be pretty as wave after wave of Suicide Moose sweep across the border.
 

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ctenidae said:
I thik it's all part of Canadian plan to pr-emptively invade teh US. Soon, every vending machine in America will be jammed by Canadian quaqrters. Then, while our people are thirsty and feeling a touch peckish, and all our best scientists are trying to fix the soda machines, the Canadians will attack. It won't be pretty as wave after wave of Suicide Moose sweep across the border.



Suicide Moose on skidoos putting up bilingual street signs everywhere.......Yikes!! Run away!!!
 

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Not only will we scrap the Canadian quarter, we'll outlaw it! :evil: Anyone caught trying to pass off a Canuk quarter will be shot on the spot!! :uzi:
 

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The Alps! This happened at West Mtn several years ago. (Well, sometime in the 90's anyway.) I think the skiers were "rescued" sometime during the night.
 

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Not that this is the same thing, but I had a friend on the double at Silverton, CO, when the lift broke down. He and a buddy were dangling 150 feet above the ground in the cold for two hours. Finally, patrol hooked the lift up to a F350 truck to get everybody off! I guess I'm lucky never to have had a major lift incident.
 
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