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mryan
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On Saturday May 22, me and some friends hiked Mt. Whiteface(see hike report posting). Afterwards, because it was raining and ridiculously cold, we decided to stop at a Dunkin' Donuts on Route 16 to get some life-giving coffee. While K, A, and A went inside to order, I took the opportunity to take off my wet clothes and change into some dry ones.
I opened my rear gate and stood under to shelter myself from the rain. I stripped everything off, down to my boxers, when suddenly several cars pulled in, one of which was a female fire volunteer. Other people just snickered at this guy standing in his underwear in the parking lot, but this lady took a particular interest: after parking her truck, she approached. This was awkward. There I am standing in my underwear being approached by a complete stranger.
"Hey," she said, "don't you know that's illegal?"
"What?"
"That's indecent exposure. I could call the cops or if one went by, you could be arrested."
"What?" That's all I could manage. Then: "Lady, it's only my underwear. I think that if I were ass-naked running around the parking lot with my stuff hanging out, then there would be a problem."
"It's still not right. I should call the cops."
"Look," I said, "I'm only changing into dry clothes. I just got through hiking."
Without a word, she walked away. It was then I noticed she held in her arm a couple of pizzas. She was bringing lunch for her friends, the Dunkin' employees. Well, she must have told everyone immediately about the guy in his underwear, because one by one each employee, dressed in their finest uniforms, came out to inspect the goings-on.
Thinking she was really calling the cops, I got nervous and proceeded to speed change. I though on some clothes and jumped in the driver's seat. Shortly thereafter, A,A, and K returned from getting coffee and asked me if I had seen the naked guy in the parking lot. A lady inside said there was a naked guy outside. "No," I said and sped away, quickly.
I opened my rear gate and stood under to shelter myself from the rain. I stripped everything off, down to my boxers, when suddenly several cars pulled in, one of which was a female fire volunteer. Other people just snickered at this guy standing in his underwear in the parking lot, but this lady took a particular interest: after parking her truck, she approached. This was awkward. There I am standing in my underwear being approached by a complete stranger.
"Hey," she said, "don't you know that's illegal?"
"What?"
"That's indecent exposure. I could call the cops or if one went by, you could be arrested."
"What?" That's all I could manage. Then: "Lady, it's only my underwear. I think that if I were ass-naked running around the parking lot with my stuff hanging out, then there would be a problem."
"It's still not right. I should call the cops."
"Look," I said, "I'm only changing into dry clothes. I just got through hiking."
Without a word, she walked away. It was then I noticed she held in her arm a couple of pizzas. She was bringing lunch for her friends, the Dunkin' employees. Well, she must have told everyone immediately about the guy in his underwear, because one by one each employee, dressed in their finest uniforms, came out to inspect the goings-on.
Thinking she was really calling the cops, I got nervous and proceeded to speed change. I though on some clothes and jumped in the driver's seat. Shortly thereafter, A,A, and K returned from getting coffee and asked me if I had seen the naked guy in the parking lot. A lady inside said there was a naked guy outside. "No," I said and sped away, quickly.
