Most Ridiculous Rap Lyric

[Grassi21]

I was inspired by 2 knees over on the Ipod/Cell phone thread.

I came to drop bombs
I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bibles got psalms

What is the most ridiculous rap lyric you can think of? Ridiculous can be open for interpretation; funny, stupid, or ridiculously good. Please try to keep the original lyrics but get get creative with handling the explicit lyrics. Think about the children!

 

[Grassi21]

Stop, drop, kaboom! Baby run on your n*&(&^s. Some call me Ludacris, some call me Mr. Wiggles. Far from little; make your mammary glands giggle. Got 'em under control, the bowl of tender vittles.

Chingy (featuring Ludacris and Snoop Dogg
Holidae Inn

 

[drjeff]

Is there a rap lyric that isn't ridiculous in the first place?? :argue:

 

[Grassi21]

Is there a rap lyric that isn't ridiculous in the first place?? :argue:

I could probably dig some up. But I'm looking for a chuckle on this one.

 

[dmc]

"Sucker MC's it's me they're resenting - In the animal kingdom they call it presenting"

I don't know whay - but I was thinking about that lyric the other night watching people try to get laid at a wedding... Beastie Boys... Good stuff...

The rest of the lyric/verse..

With the dipsy doodle the kit and caboodle
The truth is brutal your grandma's kugel
Kings County is my stomping ground
The Albee Square Mall, Brooklyn, Downtown
So don't ask me to wine and dine ya
I'm from Brooklyn you're from Regina
You're like Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam
You're just yellin' and wildin' wondering who I am
With those lies you're telling you look like Toucan Sam
But my style's impregnable like the Hoover Dam

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

2 weeks ago a guy named Greg
Twisted my leg
convinced me to join AlpineZone
So many posts it's like I have a Clone
I'm bad to the bone
better lower your tone
talking on a mobile phone while I ski
with these I's I can C
how it's gonna B
like the letter
feeling much better
getting those girls wetter
acting cheesy kind of like cheddar
mad steezy in my ski sweater
or fleece..by Northface
out of place..not about my race
obviously I'm white
It don't matter cause my raps are tight
ski under the lights to get my vert
if I wipeout it's gonna hurt
but I'll shake it off
skiing is alot better than golf
Word to your baby Mamas belly button lint..what what..

 

[andyzee]

Afroman's got some good ones:

"It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, ha"

And this fine classic:

"Because I Got High"

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

(hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
and all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as helllllll (excelent delivery)
I don't beleive in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
so all of you skins (skins) please give me more head

 

[trtaylor]

I don't get rap. At all.

 

[rob56789]

DMX sings this verse to the tune of hush little baby don't you cry mommas gonna sing you a luulaby.

"Hush motha f*ckas don't u cry
dog gonna make sure that u die
point blank range till the slugg goes through
then i'mma hit yo crib and pop yo family too"

 

[Paul]

I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers,
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way y’all need Jesus. - Kanye West

 

[wa-loaf]

"Got a Bill in my mouth like I'm Hilary Rodham."
-Ali G (Grillz)

 

[ctenidae]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC-f0drvdmM

I don't have a transcript, but this may be the best ever.

 

[MRGisevil]

"Girl you know I luv you like a fat kid luv cake."

 

[Grassi21]

"Girl you know I luv you like a fat kid luv cake."

That line is one part poetry and one part romance.

 

[hammer]

http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/131052/Weird+Al+Yankovic+-+White+&+Nerdy.html

Or the video on YouTube...

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Touch the Sky..Blue mountain..

 

[twinplanx]

I thought of this thread today when I heard this chorus " step back your dancin kinda close, I feel a lil' poke commin thru , on you" yeah I know it's not exactly rap but it funkin ridiculous. holla