Mountain etiquette for drunk skiing at 70mph on fat skis, while peeing

[drjeff]

The answer has to be in the Highwaystar ski off manual!

 

[Glenn]

I bet it's more difficult when wearing a GS suit and skiing on rockered 110mm powder skis.

 

[Mapnut]

This thread is full of awesome

This prediction was correct even when this thread was only 1/5 as full of awesome as it is now!

 

[twinplanx]

This one time in Band Camp...nah I think it was at Okemo... Anyway while on the lift up some clown was spotted (not very discreetly) taking a piss on the liftline directly below the chairs. As the chair got closer to the subject we realized it was one of our own group who had slept in. We heckeled him from the chair, but he was more offended that we let him miss first tracks