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Nature Break while skiing

Beetlenut

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I could also fart plasma and still call it a fluid release.

I pee with my skis on all the time, I usually avoid peeing on them, but if I do, who cares!?
Actually, Plasma has properties quite unlike those of solids, liquids or gases and is considered to be a distinct state of matter. I find it very impressive indeed that you can squeeze a distinct state of matter out your butt!!
 

Moe Ghoul

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I pee with my skis on all the time, I usually avoid peeing on them, but if I do, who cares!?
Actually, Plasma has properties quite unlike those of solids, liquids or gases and is considered to be a distinct state of matter. I find it very impressive indeed that you can squeeze a distinct state of matter out your butt!!

Think of all the commercial applications. When T.Boone Pickens presents his energy plan, Marc's plasma generator will play an important part of that plan.
 

Beetlenut

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Think of all the commercial applications. When T.Boone Pickens presents his energy plan, Marc's plasma generator will play an important part of that plan.

I just hope when it comes to the demonstration part, he doesn't inadvertently phase-shift to a solid!
 

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New Question!

Have you ever borrowed a friends skis and pee'd on them during a nature break?
Was that friend an AZ'er?
Did you.............errrrrrrr. come clean?
 

Hawkshot99

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New Question!

Have you ever borrowed a friends skis and pee'd on them during a nature break?
Was that friend an AZ'er?
Did you.............errrrrrrr. come clean?

I have never borrowed any friends skis(I have little feet)

But if I did, and had to pee in the woods and got some on them, I would make sure to tell my friend every time they were touching the skis!:p
 

Marc

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I pee with my skis on all the time, I usually avoid peeing on them, but if I do, who cares!?
Actually, Plasma has properties quite unlike those of solids, liquids or gases and is considered to be a distinct state of matter. I find it very impressive indeed that you can squeeze a distinct state of matter out your butt!!

Plasma is indeed a separate state of matter but still considered a fluid in that it will deform continuously under applied shear stress.

Sometimes, if the mood hits me right, I'll output a Bigham plastic... and hopefully I'm over a toilet at the time.
 
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