Nobody believes...

[wa-loaf]

Nobody believes I had a euro style van with half a dozen people parked on my foot.

How long did they leave you standing there with the van on your foot? :lol:

 

[koreshot]

How long did they leave you standing there with the van on your foot? :lol:

Long enough for the driver to get out of the van, walk around the car to see me on the ground with my foot under the frong wheel, scream "oh crap!", run back into the van and pull it back.

 

[2knees]

I don't believe, I used to be in really good shape:

NICE SHORTS EGBERT.

 

[Grassi21]

I don't believe, I used to be in really good shape:

Look at those thighs.... :-o

 

[koreshot]

I don't believe, I used to be in really good shape:

Hmmm.. kinda looks like you are speed walking. Pansy.

 

[andyzee]

NICE SHORTS EGBERT.

Those are called running shorts. Could you imagine me wearing those now! :razz:

Hmmm.. kinda looks like you are speed walking. Pansy.

After doing 26 miles, that's pretty much what it was :wink:

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

No one believes that I'ma lesbian trapped in a man's body. (Although I haven't owned a Subaru in over 16 years and I never played field hockey.)

 

[Paul]

That I passed the MENSA test, but didn't join because I'm an elitist asshole who isn't into "joining" clubs.

In the words of Groucho Marx "I would never join any organization that would have me as its member"