Silly things people say about skiers and boarders

[gladerider]

I had a friend the other day ask me,"Can I rent snow pants?"

yes, you actually can in some countries....

 

[downhill04]

After my latest skiing injury several people have asked me,

Them “so are you going to give up skiing?”
Me “I’m going to give it up for a few weeks to let the bones heal.”
Them “you are nuts”
Me “that might be true but would you give up something you love just because you got a couple bumps n bruises?”
Them “uuhhhhhh”

 

[Grassi21]

After my latest skiing injury several people have asked me,

Them “so are you going to give up skiing?”
Me “I’m going to give it up for a few weeks to let the bones heal.”
Them “you are nuts”
Me “that might be true but would you give up something you love just because you got a couple bumps n bruises?”
Them “uuhhhhhh”

I hear the same sh(t every time I come to work after a lax game.

 

[ctenidae]

After my latest skiing injury several people have asked me,

Them “so are you going to give up skiing?”
Me “I’m going to give it up for a few weeks to let the bones heal.”
Them “you are nuts”
Me “that might be true but would you give up something you love just because you got a couple bumps n bruises?”
Them “uuhhhhhh”

I stubbed my toe last night. Therefore, I'm going to stop getting up at night to take a leak.

 

[hardline]

I stubbed my toe last night. Therefore, I'm going to stop getting up at night to take a leak.

or " so you have a hangover so your goin to stop drinking right"

 

[Marc]

I stubbed my toe last night. Therefore, I'm going to stop getting up at night to take a leak.

Wait you get up to take a leak? Isn't that what bed pans are for?

 

[ctenidae]

Wait you get up to take a leak? Isn't that what bed pans are for?

The dog liked it too much.


eeeeeeeeew.

 

[Hawkshot99]

Wait you get up to take a leak? Isn't that what bed pans are for?

I just wash my sheets alot.......