Single skier pick up lines

[darent]

Ok fellas, I want to ask you all something that kinda relates to a conversation that's going on amongst the lasses here at work, and it ties into how I see the whole 'pick up a guy' at a ski resort, and some other comments on here.

If you are a single guy, and someone who is a passionate skier, what kind of girl would catch your interest (seriousl interest, not just 'hey, she's hot, I need to get laid...)
1. Damsel in distress (Cheese) or cute ski girl with cute braids
2. Someone who doesn't really give a shit about a guy checking her out, because she's looking to bomb down the mountain

I ask, because the current topic involves a much-debated dilemma that I often have, which is the fact that if you ask a guy what good qualities in a potential mate are, most likely independent/self-sufficient will be one of the first ones, and yet in reality (what I've found to be the case, because I'm very ind/self-suff) is that guys end up being intimidated by a chick who can actually take care of themselves. In the skiing case, someone who's just as serious about the sport as you are....(not necessarily as good, but you get my point)

#2 would please me,men check out women and women check out men, get over it and ski, wouldn,t bother me if she skied better than me, I might learn something!!

 

[twinplanx]

Ok fellas, I want to ask you all something that kinda relates to a conversation that's going on amongst the lasses here at work, and it ties into how I see the whole 'pick up a guy' at a ski resort, and some other comments on here.

If you are a single guy, and someone who is a passionate skier, what kind of girl would catch your interest (serious interest, not just 'hey, she's hot, I need to get laid...)
1. Damsel in distress (Cheese) or cute ski girl with cute braids
2. Someone who doesn't really give a shit about a guy checking her out, because she's looking to bomb down the mountain )

Isn't there some gray area in between these 2 situations? Like a damsel at the bar who doesn't care if I'm buying her a drink cause she just wants to get bombed? Lol I'm only half kidding though. The damsel in the distress with the look at me ski pants/jacket on does not really appeal to me but it's hard to catch up to chicks bombing down the hill and strike up a conversation...

 

[BenedictGomez]

^ Sounds like twinplanx looks for the trampstamp-tell, combined with putting down shots like the Mayans were correct.

 

[Cheese]

If you are a single guy, and someone who is a passionate skier, what kind of girl would catch your interest (seriousl interest, not just 'hey, she's hot, I need to get laid...)
1. Damsel in distress (Cheese) or cute ski girl with cute braids
2. Someone who doesn't really give a shit about a guy checking her out, because she's looking to bomb down the mountain

Honestly the trick isn't to catch our interest, it's to keep it. Keeping it is often offering variety instead of the same thing day in and day out. So, rip down that mountain and we'll chase you until we catch you. Once we've caught you, you better do something different to keep our interest. Playing the damsel with braids in the bedroom would be a step in the right direction.

 

[wa-loaf]

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Dang, that's kinda dirty ...

 

[twinplanx]

^ Sounds like twinplanx looks for the trampstamp-tell, combined with putting down shots like the Mayans were correct.

hmmm my Scotty translater is having trouble with this one...

 

[Nick]

. I'll be happy to join you on the blues in the afternoon ...

Except on a powder day

 

[ScottySkis]

scotty what happens when you use that line on a lady Hoover? OOPS that OZ is gone in one snort, your broke and dumped!!

I am just messing around. The only thing I like these days I might have mentioned several times to much over the weekend.

 

[BenedictGomez]

hmmm my Scotty translater is having trouble with this one...

Maybe a pictorial will help?

 

[twinplanx]

Maybe a pictorial will help?

I'd buy that for a dollar ;-)

 

[hippiechick]

Good looking and can ski > good looking and cant ski > cute and can ski > cute and cant ski

I like that. I'm good with that.
And FWIW, I would never deny someone (friend or BF) the opportunity to shred, if he's got more skillz than me. That would be just wrong.

And Cheese, I like how you think. That goes both ways too. Though I've yet to meet a dude who has better braids than me... :-O

 

[Cheese]

And Cheese, I like how you think. That goes both ways too. Though I've yet to meet a dude who has better braids than me... :-O

Braids are not going to happen so I better learn to ski good.

 

[jack97]

hmm... this thread sound like a college bar. I have more fun watching the pics in this place, its better than porn.

 

[Bene288]

now now... we aren't all that bad south of Albany... There's some super cool people in NYC...

There aren't many cool people in Albany..

 

[andyzee]

Need a lift?

 

[mister moose]

Honestly the trick isn't to catch our interest, it's to keep it.

That could be a best seller book title.

Hippiechick - Why can't you be cute and bomb the mountain? We don't need a bogner outfit, but tight pants, pony tail and goggles up in the liftline go a long way.

 

[ScottySkis]

Hi I am from NYC area in CO. wow that works.

 

[ceo]

Hmmm, I've got two of those. Clearly I need some tighter pants.