The Glomer

[thorski]

That's a good one.

 

[ComeBackMudPuddles]

don't know what you're complaining about. sounds about par for the course for a red sox fan.

 

[Grassi21]

everyone knows one of these types. The guy who you just cant get rid of. My neighbor across the street, nice enough guy, but damn is he hard to shake sometimes. Last night was a perfect example. Both of our families are gone for the week so i get this call around 8. Dan the man, from across the street. wants to know what i'm doing. Well, its 8:00 on a monday night, I'm watching the sox and having a couple of beers. Big mistake, next thing i know, he's on my porch with an assortment of swill in a box. Bud light, bud light lime, etc etc. He proceeds to spend the next 3 hours telling me how he wants to:

A) bang the MILF that lives next door to me. In a loud voice. with the windows open.
B) how he's gonna get rich starting a tee shirt business in his basement
C) explains in detail, every episode of the Deadliest Catch
D) his master plan of getting his kids to college for almost nothing.
E) as his swill consumption increased, he decided it would be better to start pissing in my backyard instead of in the bathroom, where most 40 something people like to go.

the kicker is that he wants to do it all over again tonight. I think i'm just going to turn all the lights off and hide in my basement when i get home.

I am very interested to hear more about D.

Also, I would piss on your lawn anyday... sober or not.

 

[Grassi21]

Don't let him know you have beer at your house. Drink his beer all the time.

sage advice

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

everyone knows one of these types. The guy who you just cant get rid of. My neighbor across the street, nice enough guy, but damn is he hard to shake sometimes. Last night was a perfect example. Both of our families are gone for the week so i get this call around 8. Dan the man, from across the street. wants to know what i'm doing. Well, its 8:00 on a monday night, I'm watching the sox and having a couple of beers. Big mistake, next thing i know, he's on my porch with an assortment of swill in a box. Bud light, bud light lime, etc etc. He proceeds to spend the next 3 hours telling me how he wants to:

A) bang the MILF that lives next door to me. In a loud voice. with the windows open.
B) how he's gonna get rich starting a tee shirt business in his basement
C) explains in detail, every episode of the Deadliest Catch
D) his master plan of getting his kids to college for almost nothing.
E) as his swill consumption increased, he decided it would be better to start pissing in my backyard instead of in the bathroom, where most 40 something people like to go.

the kicker is that he wants to do it all over again tonight. I think i'm just going to turn all the lights off and hide in my basement when i get home.

Wow..luckily I don't know any of my neighbors..I like my peace and quiet..or go over to his house and take a crap in their kitchen sink..

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Hey Pat!

Watch out for your cornhole man!

ahahahahaha

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Or look him in the eyes..touch his upper thigh and say...,"Have you ever seen a grown man naked"

 

[tjf67]

everyone knows one of these types. The guy who you just cant get rid of. My neighbor across the street, nice enough guy, but damn is he hard to shake sometimes. Last night was a perfect example. Both of our families are gone for the week so i get this call around 8. Dan the man, from across the street. wants to know what i'm doing. Well, its 8:00 on a monday night, I'm watching the sox and having a couple of beers. Big mistake, next thing i know, he's on my porch with an assortment of swill in a box. Bud light, bud light lime, etc etc. He proceeds to spend the next 3 hours telling me how he wants to:

A) bang the MILF that lives next door to me. In a loud voice. with the windows open.
B) how he's gonna get rich starting a tee shirt business in his basement
C) explains in detail, every episode of the Deadliest Catch
D) his master plan of getting his kids to college for almost nothing.
E) as his swill consumption increased, he decided it would be better to start pissing in my backyard instead of in the bathroom, where most 40 something people like to go.

the kicker is that he wants to do it all over again tonight. I think i'm just going to turn all the lights off and hide in my basement when i get home.

You should tell him to check out this cool web site. Alpinezone.

 

[tjf67]

don't know what you're complaining about. sounds about par for the course for a red sox fan.

BAHAHA good one

 

[powhunter]

also, i would piss on your lawn anyday... Sober or not.

potd!!!!

Steveo

 

[RootDKJ]

I can't say I have this problem with my neighbors. Only 2 of my neighbors ever go outside. The rest are all Jersey Hermits.

 

[2knees]

You should tell him to check out this cool web site. Alpinezone.

nah, I was going to send him over to SkiADK, that bastion of good times. Love that place......

 

[mondeo]

nah, I was going to send him over to SkiADK, that bastion of good times. Love that place......

Ooh, I know! TGR!

 

[wa-loaf]

nah, I was going to send him over to SkiADK, that bastion of good times. Love that place......

Ooh, I know! TGR!

Boring wordy know-it-all's belong on Epicski. :razz:
(Duck as Trekchick and Philpug chuck a Krypton Pro at my head)

 

[mondeo]

Boring wordy know-it-all's belong on Epicski. :razz:
(Duck as Trekchick and Philpug chuck a Krypton Pro at my head)

I'm not looking for where he'd fit in, I'm looking for where he'd take the most abuse.

 

[wa-loaf]

I'm not looking for where he'd fit in, I'm looking for where he'd take the most abuse.

Ah, my bad.

 

[tjf67]

I was thinking if he sent him here he would see that his neighbor is not a very nice neighbor and he would not come around any more. If he comes over after reading that stuff then any abuse he gets is deserved.

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[o3jeff]

Did he come by last night again? Did he update you on where he stood with his plan for the Milf?

 

[bvibert]

Did he come by last night again? Did he update you on where he stood with his plan for the Milf?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Maybe he has some good pot...