The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[ctenidae]

Only when I do something stranger.

Stranger than what? No, wait- don't answer that. I'm afraid it might give me nightmares.

 

[ckofer]

A sphincter says what? No, wait- don't answer that.

Wayne's World is one of my favorite movies.

 

[zowi420]

These posts keep getting stranger (and stranger)

Is that when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep?

 

[ckofer]

Is that when you spit on your fan?

I guess that's one way to say it in front of the kids.

(this is a vintage thread)

 

[threecy]

(I'm wearing old clothes)

You and Larry the Cable Guy must share the same closet!

 

[wa-loaf]

You came out of the closet!

No skeletons in there!

 

[Marc]

I love skeletons in there!

Is that what got you expelled from 6th grade science class? Gettin' freaky with the skeletons?

 

[ckofer]

Is that what got you expected from 6th grade? Gettin' freaky with the seventh grade girls?

Heh, heh, girls are cool.

 

[wa-loaf]

Heh, heh, I dress like a school girl.

I'm watching office space.

 

[threecy]

I'm watching Chairman of the Board starring Carrot Top.

That is the most disturbing thing I've read since the autobiography of George W. Bush written by Ali G.

 

[ctenidae]

That is the most disturbing thing I've seen since George W. Bush ridden by Ali G.

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares. Someone get me some MindBleach (tm), STAT!

 

[wa-loaf]

I am a nightmare. It's always summer in my mind! :evil:

My minds eye see's snow! :grin:

 

[threecy]

My eye is on Barbara Walters - what a fox! :grin:

You're sick, though you could do worse within the cast of the view

 

[ckofer]

I know you're sick of fishing, though you could do worse than casting a few

Okay. But this won't take the place of skiing.

 

[Marc]

Okay. But this won't take the place of skinny dipping.

Call ctenidae, he'll do that with you.

 

[bill2ski]

Call ctenidae, he'll do you.

So much for the subtle intro, as a newbie, I expect no mercy. Just a clean kill.

 

[threecy]

So much for the subtle intro, as OJ, I expect no mercy. Just a clean kill.

Have you found the real killers yet?

 

[ckofer]

Have you read any real thrillers recently?

No, I barely have time for this forum.

 

[wa-loaf]

No, I only have time for this forum.

The forum gives me sustinance in a time of need.

 

[threecy]

The forum gives me a substance as good as a dime of weed.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?