The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[wa-loaf]

I'm the kind of woman we are talking about here! :razz:

Well, if you say so. Have you told your wife yet?

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

Well, if you say no, your wife's a good bet.

I think I'll pass on both

 

[bill2ski]

I think I'll pass the bong

good friends should always share :beer:

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

good friends should never care :beer:

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body

 

[bvibert]

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move your bowels

I don't think I want to know how that's accomplished and I'm glad I don't have any 'good' friends!

 

[sledhaulingmedic]

I don't think I know anything and I don't have any friends!

Well, you can always get Jake to teach you about marketing!

 

[bvibert]

Well, you can always get jacked walking to the market!

That's why I always travel with a bodyguard.

 

[billski]

That's why I always travel with a bodyguard.

That's why I always travel with a bodyguard named Pee Wee Herman.

 

[ckofer]

That's why I no longer go to the movies with Pee Wee Herman.

I'm sure you're trying to put that behind you.

 

[mondeo]

Bump since it was revived here:

I'm trying to put that in your behind.

I really doubt he's into that.

 

[tree_skier]

It's so nice when people can loan me skis in my time of need ...

I knew that even an old snowboarder can see the light.

 

[bill2ski]

Who knew that old snowboarder skis at night ?

I had suspected as much. Your ruse is at an end.

 

[ckofer]

I had the suspect arrested. He'll hang in a noose at the end.

Wow, I had no idea you were part of the long arm of the law.

 

[mondeo]

Wow, I had no idea I was part of the reason for that law.

Well, at least you have the whole ex post facto thing working for you.

 

[bill2ski]

Well, at least you have the whole postmortem thing working for you.

I knew this thread would resurrect, and like a lost seed, it has born strange fruit.

 

[wa-loaf]

I've lost my seed and have no fruit, please resurrect me.

I don't know about your seed, but I've got a banana if you want some fruit?

 

[ctenidae]

I don't know about your steed, but I've got a bolero if you want to look like a fruit

What's his horse got to do with his choice in neckware?

 

[bill2ski]

What's his hose got to do with his choice in neckware?

Absolutely nothing , It is the reason I stopped wearing shorts though.

 

[mondeo]

My Irish descent is the reason I stopped wearing short shorts though.

Yeah, no one wants to see that even if you weren't Irish.

 

[mondeo]

Your breasts just aren't very interesting but mine on the other hand are ..

So when's the operation?