The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[bill2ski]

So, when I have the operation, will we be sisters ?

Don't get all mushy on us, just ease up on the estrogen.

 

[bill2ski]

Don't get all mushy on us, just ease up on the estrogen.

Bump

 

[tree_skier]

I am sorry I get all mushy, I was told I need to ease up on my estrogen.

Sounds like you and Old Snowboarder are seeing the same doctor.

 

[Beetlenut]

Not that there is anything wrong with being a trans bender..

Unless of course your're standing behind trying to figure out if that's a Y or a V?

 

[bill2ski]

Anytime I stand up to pee it's going to be trouble ...

I'd ask, If it's a bladder control problem ? But, I know the answer is " DEPENDS "

 

[Beetlenut]

I have a bladder control problem ? I steal my two year olds diapers!"

Disappointing, but understandable. Perhaps a matching colostomy bag to go with those shoes!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Disgusting and unsanitary. Perhaps patching my colostomy bag can prevent it from leaking all over my shoes!

Stop buying used bags on Craig's List and invest in a new one.

 

[bill2ski]

I buy old skis from yard sales and resell them on Craig's List.

Anyone in the market for a pair of 225 Cm. K2's with a broken binding ?

 

[Beetlenut]

Anyone in the market for a pair of 225 Cm. silicone implants? Sholud result in some broken binders ?

GSS? Maybe for one of your dates perhaps?

 

[tree_skier]

GSS? Perhaps I can be one of your dates?

Perhaps you two should look for a room.

 

[Beetlenut]

Perhaps me, you, and GSS could look for a room.

Sorry Dude, EXIT ONLY, but hey if that's your thing, than keep it away from me!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Sorry Dude, I didn't see the EXIT ONLY sign, but hey, if that's your thing, than keep waving it at me!

Why does it always devolve into a sausage fest?

 

[tree_skier]

Why can't I get a good sausage at the beer fest?

My Wisconsin relatives call them brats

 

[Moe Ghoul]

My Wisconsin relatives call their brats well behaved. Sure glad they're not my kids.

I'm sure they'll grow out of that behavior.

 

[Beetlenut]

I'm sure they'll grow out of that potted plant! This behavior fertilizer is great stuff!!.

Remember to water daily. A mind is a terrible thing to waste!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Remember to wonder daily. Never mind that I'm terribly wasted!

Well, it's ALMOST 4:20, we'll let it slide this time.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

That's ok .. everybody really expected me to be a condescending arse about everything any way.. ok now, when my little brain is ricocheting around in my pointy head ...

Smart, and self aware!

 

[Beetlenut]

Doesn't matter .. everyone's a relative.. inbread ya know! Must have been quite a load over there on PSAR .. I think I can smell the cows all the way over here ..

Too much cow-tipping = methane leakage!

 

[wa-loaf]

Too much spicy BBQ = anal leakage!

You can cut down or get yourself some depends.

 

[Beetlenut]

You can cut your Depends down and make a bikini for grandma!

Ahaaaaa!! Clear the beach! Grammy's coming out of the water!