The "Misquote the Person Above You" Thread

[drjeff]

Not if you wet your finger first.

Just don't put it in the electrical socket then

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Just don't put electric socks on when yer skiboots are wet.

That sounds like a circulation issue, or you need new boots.

 

[Beetlenut]

That sounds like a circulation issue, why else would I have pee in my new boots.

Are you sure that's pee?

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Are you sure that's my pee, mom?

Beetlenut, I've been changing your bedsheets for the last ten years, and you are the only one that sleeps in this mansized crib.

 

[Beetlenut]

Moe, no need for mansized sheets, your pee-stained diapers work just great. At least the one you've been wearing for the last 5 years does anyway!

Man with that kind of ammonia, mom can just grab you by the neck and use you as a toilet brush.

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Man with this kind of pneumonia, mom can just grab me by the neck and put me outta my misery.

Nah. Yer mom loves you almost as much as GSS's mom loves him.

 

[Beetlenut]

Ack!. GSS's mom loves me more than she loves him.

Well come on, just look at him. The Dr. looked at him and the placenta and exclaimed, TWINS!!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Well come on and just look at him. The Dr. looked at him and the placenta and exclaimed, Toss the kid and save the placenta, it's worth more!!!

It'll find it's way into some shampoo or moisturizer. Yuck!

 

[bill2ski]

You don't want to know what I put in your shampoo and moisturizer. Yuck!

Time to buy more kleenex tissue and jerkins lotion ?uke:

 

[Marc]

Time to use more kleenex tissue and jerkins lotion!

So you fantasize about AZ transplants from paskiandride?

 

[bill2ski]

So, I fantasize about transplanting sheep from Pakistan?

Is the wool more durable or stain resistant ?

 

[Moe Ghoul]

Is your wood more durable and stain resistant than mine?

Wow, you AZers really get close and personal.

 

[Beetlenut]

Is the stain resistant steelwool more durable or should I just use an alpaca?

Depends on your usage and how tall your boots are!

 

[bill2ski]

When my Depends are all used I fill my tall boots up !

Socially awkward, to say the least. May be time to consider long term solutions

 

[Beetlenut]

Socially awkward, this thread be. May be time to consider a lobotomy if I plan to stay on it long term!

I think that is a wonderful suggestion for most people on this thread, except GSS, he's already had his!

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I think that I am wonderful, as for most people on this thread, except GSS, he's the steeziest!

A closeted GSS groupie in denial.

 

[Beetlenut]

A neutered GSS groupie in denial. I've got steeze on me!

Not even going to ask how!?

 

[tree_skier]

I am not even neutered and I am still a GSS groupie. Nobody ask how I got steeze on me!?

You steezy groupies keep coming out of the woodwork

 

[Moe Ghoul]

You sleezy groupies keep coming after my wood.

Wow, that's a good problem to have.

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Wow, pooping my pants is a problem.

Use an adult diaper