This years 1st "It's so hot I could just...." thread

[drjeff]

It's so hot I could just actually stay in my office in the A/C all afternoon and not complain

Post whore away now!

 

[Trekchick]

Its so hot........I can't even get an icecream head ache

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

It's so hot I could just actually stay in my office in the A/C all afternoon and not complain

Post whore away now!

It's so hot that when I rubbed a bronze tab with tracing paper for a duplicate..the paper melted..

It's so hot that I understand what Lil John meant when he said..from the windows to the walls till the sweat drip from my Ballz...lol

 

[drjeff]

It's so hot I can't believe that just about every school district in Connecticut had early disssmal today(seriously!)- WTF is up with these wimpy kids today??? Half of them atleast could use a couple of hours in a sauna setting anyway

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

It's so hot I can't believe that just about every school district in Connecticut had early disssmal today(seriously!)- WTF is up with these wimpy kids today??? Half of them atleast could use a couple of hours in a sauna setting anyway

My High School didn't have AC but that was before global warming..lol

It's so hot that it said 109 degrees on my car thermometer in the sun and I have blisters on my hands from using the steering wheel..

 

[Moe Ghoul]

I'm fighting a cold in a heatwave. Is that irony?

 

[Beetlenut]

My High School didn't have AC but that was before global warming..lol

It's so hot that it said 109 degrees on my car thermometer in the sun and I have blisters on my hands from using the steering wheel..

Yea, the steering wheel,....right. Sure it wasn't the stick shift?

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

Yea, the steering wheel,....right. Sure it wasn't the stick shift?

No I drive Automatic..

 

[drjeff]

No I drive Automatic..

I'm guessing then that "automatic" is the name of your latest match.com prospect!

 

[GrilledSteezeSandwich]

I'm guessing then that "automatic" is the name of your latest match.com prospect!

There's no such thing as a sure thing..lol...

 

[Beetlenut]

It's so hot in Rhode Island that:

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground!

The cows are giving evaporated milk!

You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron!

You experience condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

 

[Paul]

It's so hot I can't believe that just about every school district in Connecticut had early disssmal today(seriously!)- WTF is up with these wimpy kids today??? Half of them atleast could use a couple of hours in a sauna setting anyway

For the second day in a row, no less....

 

[wa-loaf]

For the second day in a row, no less....

Yea, when we went to school they didn't call it until a least few kids passed out from heat exhaustion.

 

[drjeff]

 

[Hawkshot99]

It wasn't hot today. I went and played 18 holes of golf at the hottest part of the day and was fine. Now Saturday was hot! 6 hours spent outside doing landscaping for a person's open house.

 

[Trekchick]

In all fairness to those of you who are really dealing with heat, It hasn't reached 80 here in Michigan yet.
We've had some severe thunderstorms and rain for a week solid.
The Great lakes are a wonderful thing!

In the interest of the fun of this thread:
Its so hot, my nipples haven't been hard for two days!

 

[drjeff]

In all fairness to those of you who are really dealing with heat, It hasn't reached 80 here in Michigan yet.
We've had some severe thunderstorms and rain for a week solid.
The Great lakes are a wonderful thing!

In the interest of the fun of this thread:
Its so hot, my nipples haven't been hard for two days!

These might help

 

[jack97]

Its so hot, my nipples haven't been hard for two days!

 

[tree_skier]

I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

 

[tree_skier]

P.F.C. Edward Garlick: God, it's warm, huh?
Airman Adrian Cronauer: Warm? No, this is a setting for London Broil.