Tiger Woods in Car Crash

[SkiDork]

how can he win the slam if he's taking a break from golf?

 

[JimG.]

This made me laugh out loud today...

It is being reported that Tiger's wife Elin, upon hearing of his many indiscretions, chased him out of the house with a 9 iron after using it to knock out 3 of those big old teeth of his and then chased after him as he drove out of the driveway, smashing several windows out of his Escalade with the iron before he crashed into that tree.

So much for the story that she used it to heroically rescue him from the car.

I have to say that I like that woman a great deal...she has spunk and obviously doesn't put up with any crap from men.

Hee Hee.

 

[dmc]

Thats what I heard a few days after it happened.
It was surmised that his break was to recreate his smile..

 

[JimG.]

Thats what I heard a few days after it happened.
It was surmised that his break was to recreate his smile..

She went right for the jugular, that million dollar smile.

I think we know who was the real tiger in that household.

 

[billski]

This made me laugh out loud today...

It is being reported that Tiger's wife Elin, upon hearing of his many indiscretions, chased him out of the house with a 9 iron after using it to knock out 3 of those big old teeth of his and then chased after him as he drove out of the driveway, smashing several windows out of his Escalade with the iron before he crashed into that tree.

So much for the story that she used it to heroically rescue him from the car.

I have to say that I like that woman a great deal...she has spunk and obviously doesn't put up with any crap from men.

Hee Hee.

Don't know about about the teeth, but the pic I saw was of the back passenger window being smashed. He couldn't get out? A puny fire hydrant against the freighter he was piloting? Er, could you not just slide over to the passenger side? Can't see much need to crawl over the seat to the back.
It just goes to show that his wife's swing isn't as good as hubbies. Then again, it's the intent that counts, isn't it?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

I'm ready for jury duty you honor

 

[ctenidae]

From those picks, I'm thinking he hit the hydrant, then the tree. Or maybe the tree then the hydrant. Hard to tell. In short, beats me.

Have to agree with JimG, too, on liking Elin. She's not hard on the eyes, either.

 

[riverc0il]

Have to agree with JimG, too, on liking Elin. She's not hard on the eyes, either.

Gotta disagree there. I don't care how much someone does something that hurts you emotionally, you don't swing golf clubs at someone's head. Tiger may have been an ass to his wife and family, but attempted manslaughter is nothing to like someone for.

 

[billski]

Gotta disagree there. I don't care how much someone does something that hurts you emotionally, you don't swing golf clubs at someone's head. Tiger may have been an ass to his wife and family, but attempted manslaughter is nothing to like someone for.

I don't know anything about any of this, but my hypothesis is that she may have been taking her rage out on the SUV, which is why the back windows are broken, not the front where certain bodily injury would occur.

 

[faceplant]

Pfizer today is launching new Tiagra extended release capsules. Tiagra is an active metabolite of Viagra and has hired Tiger Woods as its celebrity endorsement. Commercials will start airing the week of Christmas.

A Pfizer spokesman said, "We are pleased to come out with a new drug called Tiagra. Scientific data has proven its efficacy and shown that it "works for the first 18 holes"

common side effect are: 9iron to the car, scratches to the face, and a substancial loss of money.

 

[billski]

Pfizer today is launching new Tiagra extended release capsules. Tiagra is an active metabolite of Viagra and has hired Tiger Woods as its celebrity endorsement. Commercials will start airing the week of Christmas.

A Pfizer spokesman said, "We are pleased to come out with a new drug called Tiagra. Scientific data has proven its efficacy and shown that it "works for the first 18 holes"

common side effect are: 9iron to the car, scratches to the face, and a substancial loss of money.

Suggest if you're gonna use "Tiagra" that you purchase a H1 Hummer first! :-o

 

[drjeff]

She went right for the jugular, that million dollar smile.

I think we know who was the real tiger in that household.

Don't get me started on his teeth!!! In all honesty, there's many a dental panel forum discussion, both online and at live conferences, that have occurred about both the size and shape of his teeth, and how many in my profession would love to get the chance to make his smile look more that like of a normal adult males and less like Mr. Ed!! And the professional consensus is that up until now atleast, his front teeth are natural, because if you look closely(and folks in my profession do) his left, top front tooth is definately more yellow/brown than his right top front tooth, which is a sign that likely as a kid, he bumped that tooth, as trauma to a tooth longterm can cause discoloration.

Color wise, his choppers aren't that much different than many a persons, they just look a bit whiter because he has a darker skin tone than a caucasian(same reason why the majority of African Americans appear to have whiter teeth).

 

[campgottagopee]

Don't get me started on his teeth!!! In all honesty, there's many a dental panel forum discussion, both online and at live conferences, that have occurred about both the size and shape of his teeth, and how many in my profession would love to get the chance to make his smile look more that like of a normal adult males and less like Mr. Ed!! And the professional consensus is that up until now atleast, his front teeth are natural, because if you look closely(and folks in my profession do) his left, top front tooth is definately more yellow/brown than his right top front tooth, which is a sign that likely as a kid, he bumped that tooth, as trauma to a tooth longterm can cause discoloration.

Color wise, his choppers aren't that much different than many a persons, they just look a bit whiter because he has a darker skin tone than a caucasian(same reason why the majority of African Americans appear to have whiter teeth).

That's awesome---I don't know why but LMFAO at this----good for you Dr J

 

[drjeff]

That's awesome---I don't know why but LMFAO at this----good for you Dr J

Camp, it's gotten real close, but as of yet there hasn't been a dental continuing education course entitled "Tiger Wood's teeth: Discuss" although if in his 1st real public appearance after this, if they look different, My guess is I'll be seeing a title like that in one of the course catalogs for larger dental conventions real soon :lol:

FYI, if Elin's reported 9 iron divot did indeed shatter a couple of those Mr Ed-esque front choppers to the point where they couldn't be saved, to restore them using dental implants would put his time frame for return at the earliest for the tour stop at Torrey Pines the end of this month, but more likely for the World Golf Championship stop at Doral in early March

 

[campgottagopee]

Camp, it's gotten real close, but as of yet there hasn't been a dental continuing education course entitled "Tiger Wood's teethiscuss" although if in his 1st real public appearance after this, if they look different, My guess is I'll be seeing a title like that in one of the course catalogs for larger dental conventions real soon :lol:

FYI, if Elin's reported 9 iron divot did indeed shatter a couple of those Mr Ed-esque front choppers to the point where they couldn't be saved, to restore them using dental implants time would put his time frame for return at the earliest for the tour stop at Torrey Pines the end of this month, but more likely for the World Golf Championship stop at Doral in early March

I'll be curious to read your report once he shows his head again---hopefully no later than Doral. Again, great stuff!!!

 

[JimG.]

Don't get me started on his teeth!!! In all honesty, there's many a dental panel forum discussion, both online and at live conferences, that have occurred about both the size and shape of his teeth, and how many in my profession would love to get the chance to make his smile look more that like of a normal adult males and less like Mr. Ed!! And the professional consensus is that up until now atleast, his front teeth are natural, because if you look closely(and folks in my profession do) his left, top front tooth is definately more yellow/brown than his right top front tooth, which is a sign that likely as a kid, he bumped that tooth, as trauma to a tooth longterm can cause discoloration.

Color wise, his choppers aren't that much different than many a persons, they just look a bit whiter because he has a darker skin tone than a caucasian(same reason why the majority of African Americans appear to have whiter teeth).

LMAO

The thread that keeps me laughing.

 

[JimG.]

Gotta disagree there. I don't care how much someone does something that hurts you emotionally, you don't swing golf clubs at someone's head. Tiger may have been an ass to his wife and family, but attempted manslaughter is nothing to like someone for.

Crime of passion.

I don't think she meant to kill him Steve.

Anyway, I wasn't necessarily saying I liked her because she swung at his head, just that she obviously has high self esteem and just won't put up with his crap no matter who he is.

I really find that attractive.

 

[dmc]

Crime of passion.

I don't think she meant to kill him Steve.

Anyway, I wasn't necessarily saying I liked her because she swung at his head, just that she obviously has high self esteem and just won't put up with his crap no matter who he is.

I really find that attractive.

I like her hot bod... I find that attractive...

 

[drjeff]

I like her hot bod... I find that attractive...

And she's got an identical twin sister too!! I'm thinking of how those two could make a great retro style doublemint gum commercial! :lol:

 

[SkiDork]

I'll say it again - his time and effort would have been better spent getting them to do a 3-some than going skank hunting

 

[severine]

I'll say it again - his time and effort would have been better spent getting them to do a 3-some than going skank hunting

Isn't that kind of gross? I mean, you'd be asking them to commit incest. uke: