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Tiger Woods in Car Crash

campgottagopee

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Then turn the tables. Pick a squeaky clean ski or boarding athlete. What if they did the same. Oh, yeah, I forgot, our athletes will never stand to earn $110M/year.

In America anyone can earn that kind of money, ANYONE. The only thing holding me back is L.O.F.T.
 

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Squeaky clean ski or boarding athlete. Yeah I dont think they go together.

There was an olympic gold athlete visting two years ago that refused to go on the snow until someone got him a bag of weed.

Speeking of. I think Bode going to be at whiface mountain in a few weeks. I want to drink a beer with that guy!!

Didja get it for him???
 

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PGA will be hiring a mess of security people now . The crowds will be large and unruly and full of SNL one liners when ""Mr Good family guy" takes out his putter now :D
 

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PGA will be hiring a mess of security people now . The crowds will be large and unruly and full of SNL one liners when ""Mr Good family guy" takes out his putter now :D

Yup, and the purses will continue to grow because of it so I don't think anyone will mind.
 

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I was reading they are expecting the tally to go over a dozen by the end of the week.
 

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Subject: Golfers--they're here already!

? When asked by police how many times she hit Tiger, Elin responded: "I don't know.....five.....six. Put me down for a 5."

? What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards......

? asked where they were headed at 2:30, Elin replied, "clubbin'"

? Phil Mickelson has been trying to contact Elin for some advice on how to beat Tiger





Elin's new pet name for Tiger... "CHEETAH"
 

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:lol: true dat. Except maybe some of the 70s athletes like they Mahers and some of the women athletes - they stayed pretty much on the straight and narrow. Many athletes have become edgier now day.

Regarding Bode and beer, hey, just go to the top of the race course, I'm sure he'd be happy to split a brewski with you! :cool:


I would agree. There were no drugs in the 70's. Like WOW man:daffy:
 

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Tiger's Perkins Pancake Floozie graduated from OUR local high school in 1994 then moved out of the area according to reports just released in several area media reports
 

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my bro has been with the Golf Channed since they launced 15yrs ago (camera), based out of orland, he lives down the block from Tiger and alot of other pros that live in Isleworth....a month ago the Golf Channel fired him and a bunch of others as to hire freelancers so they dont have to pay benefits etc......when the Tiger story broke, the Golf Channel rehired my bro as a freelancer to sit out infront of Tigers house shoot camera...now the Golf Channel is worried that if tiger loses his endorsments that the Golf Channel will lose alot of the ads that advertizers ran on TGC because of Tiger.....trickle down effect......my bro has known Tiger for years, good enough guy, always says HI to my bro by name when they see each other at tounements or around town in florida.......what goes around comes around
 

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my bro has been with the Golf Channed since they launced 15yrs ago (camera), based out of orland, he lives down the block from Tiger and alot of other pros that live in Isleworth....a month ago the Golf Channel fired him and a bunch of others as to hire freelancers so they dont have to pay benefits etc......when the Tiger story broke, the Golf Channel rehired my bro as a freelancer to sit out infront of Tigers house shoot camera...now the Golf Channel is worried that if tiger loses his endorsments that the Golf Channel will lose alot of the ads that advertizers ran on TGC because of Tiger.....trickle down effect......my bro has known Tiger for years, good enough guy, always says HI to my bro by name when they see each other at tounements or around town in florida.......what goes around comes around

Can he get me an autograph???
 
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