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Good morning fellow AZers. This is a call to action. As many of you know our member highpeaksdrifter is completely obsessed with the C.L.I.T.S and everything our little group mogul enthusiasts stands for. Unfortunately, he has a very rare condition called Clits-infatuatus. The good news is, it's fully curable, but we all need to be a support group for poor HPD. Together we can help him rid himself of this crippling disease and give HPD his life back.
Hardly a day goes by where HPD doesn't make some sort of snide comment about the C.L.I.T.S. and how we're less of skiers because we like to ski the MRV over making the trek to Whiteface when we do find the time to venture away from Sundown. This condition manifests itself in many ways, with such odd behavior being one of the most common symptoms. Its cause is truly not understood yet, but one theory is it's a result of investing so much time, money and energy into being a Whiteface skier only to find that a group of posers in CT can be as equally passionate about a little 600 vertical foot hill. For people afflicted with this disorder, they really struggle understanding how that is possible and they tend to lash out, sometimes involuntarily. It might actually be associated with a larger type of Napoleon complex which could explain the insistence of skiing the hill with the greatest vertical drop in the East and the opinion that any other place is inferior.
In an effort to aid highpeakdrifter in his recovery, from this point forward we are retiring the C.L.I.T.S. acronym. We need to try and remove any triggers that compound HPD's condition. Hopefully eliminating use of the C.L.I.T.S. acronym will be enough. If his disorder persists, we may need to take drastic measures including banning any video from Sundown. This is the first step though and I'm hopeful it will work. Please join me in helping HPD heal. Thank you for your cooperation.
Get well soon, HPD. You're a grumpy old man, but we still love you buddy!
Hardly a day goes by where HPD doesn't make some sort of snide comment about the C.L.I.T.S. and how we're less of skiers because we like to ski the MRV over making the trek to Whiteface when we do find the time to venture away from Sundown. This condition manifests itself in many ways, with such odd behavior being one of the most common symptoms. Its cause is truly not understood yet, but one theory is it's a result of investing so much time, money and energy into being a Whiteface skier only to find that a group of posers in CT can be as equally passionate about a little 600 vertical foot hill. For people afflicted with this disorder, they really struggle understanding how that is possible and they tend to lash out, sometimes involuntarily. It might actually be associated with a larger type of Napoleon complex which could explain the insistence of skiing the hill with the greatest vertical drop in the East and the opinion that any other place is inferior.
In an effort to aid highpeakdrifter in his recovery, from this point forward we are retiring the C.L.I.T.S. acronym. We need to try and remove any triggers that compound HPD's condition. Hopefully eliminating use of the C.L.I.T.S. acronym will be enough. If his disorder persists, we may need to take drastic measures including banning any video from Sundown. This is the first step though and I'm hopeful it will work. Please join me in helping HPD heal. Thank you for your cooperation.
Get well soon, HPD. You're a grumpy old man, but we still love you buddy!
