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Taking out the trash at work...gonna go home for a safety meeting...bar for Happy Hour..my buddy Frank whose 82 years old will be there and he's a great Wing-Man..and I'm not talking about chicken wings.
 
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Not this year since Bob won't go once the water park opens. Oh well. Maybe next year or maybe September depending on our Florida trip.

Bob is so freaking picky...you know you can go to Dorney Park without hitting the waterslides...is Bob afraid of seeing 300 pound puerto rican woman in bikinis???
 

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Right now I'm trying not be to concerned that my very pregnant front desk employee is having contractions that are about 5 minutes apart and getting stronger and more frequent :eek: (i'm hoping it was just the cheesecake :rolleyes:)

Atleast my local hospital is literally 200 yards from my office :)
 

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Right now I'm trying not be to concerned that my very pregnant front desk employee is having contractions that are about 5 minutes apart and getting stronger and more frequent :eek: (i'm hoping it was just the cheesecake :rolleyes:)

Atleast my local hospital is literally 200 yards from my office :)

Run now. One of the engineers here just recently calved, and when she was all bloatiated n chit, I had her convinced that even though I'm an EMT, since I'm not licensed in RI, it'd be illegal for me to deliver her baby.
 

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Run now. One of the engineers here just recently calved, and when she was all bloatiated n chit, I had her convinced that even though I'm an EMT, since I'm not licensed in RI, it'd be illegal for me to deliver her baby.

I'm not licensed in any state for people....but I delivered my 2 sons. :)
 

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Run now. One of the engineers here just recently calved, and when she was all bloatiated n chit, I had her convinced that even though I'm an EMT, since I'm not licensed in RI, it'd be illegal for me to deliver her baby.

My business partner and I have been telling her all day that in no uncertain way did we even remotely read that chapter of the book when we were in dental school a long time ago ;)

Just incase though, and more so to be a wise a$$, my business partner brought his baseball glove in from his car so he'd be ready to do some catching if need be! ;) :rolleyes:
 

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Bob is so freaking picky...you know you can go to Dorney Park without hitting the waterslides...is Bob afraid of seeing 300 pound Puerto Rican woman in bikinis???

Not fatties... busses of city people. Sorry I married a "fair weather" everything but that's life.

Right now I'm trying not be to concerned that my very pregnant front desk employee is having contractions that are about 5 minutes apart and getting stronger and more frequent :eek:

Braxton hicks?

I'm not licensed in any state for people....but I delivered my 2 sons. :)

Really? That seems either super cool or absolutely awful depending on the circumstances.
 

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My business partner and I have been telling her all day that in no uncertain way did we even remotely read that chapter of the book when we were in dental school a long time ago ;)

Just incase though, and more so to be a wise a$$, my business partner brought his baseball glove in from his car so he'd be ready to do some catching if need be! ;) :rolleyes:

Hahaha, do you happen to have a pair of salad tongs in the office?
 

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Seems to be a little too regular and increasing in frequency for those, plus this is kid #2 for her AND the actual due date in this Sunday.


Just waiting to hear "get some towels my water just broke" :eek:

That's a dedicated employee you have there. She worked right up to the last possible moment. :eek: That, or you're just a slave driver and wouldn't let her leave until the kid popped out.
 
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