All Hail ULLR!

[JimG.]

I have not heard a word of praise for ULLR this year. You know, you can't get on ULLR's case during bad years and then forget your prayers when things are going this well.

So I will pray to him for all of us...

Thank you almighty God of snow for our good start to the 07/08 season. We have not forgotten you, we are enjoying the bounty of your snow and cold generosity. We worship as often as possible at your altar of snow at the summits of various places we ski. And we pray for you to continue to bless us.

Now let me hear a big fat AMEN!

 

[severine]

Blessed be!

 

[wa-loaf]

May the force be with you!

Oh, wrong forum . . .

Snowing pretty hard in Cambridge right now and my wife said it's piling up at home.

Woo hoo!

Yay Ullr!

 

[loafer89]

I am sorry but I do not believe in ULLR, my gods are Lenko, HKD, Ringer and Polecat:razz:

 

[Phildozer]

I am sorry but I do not believe in ULLR, my gods are Lenko, HKD, Ringer and Polecat:razz:

They're false idols!

Where did I put those tablets with the Skier's Code inscribed on them?

 

[KingM]

I am sorry but I do not believe in ULLR, my gods are Lenko, HKD, Ringer and Polecat:razz:

An unbeliever! Persecute! Kill the unbeliever!

 

[smootharc]

I made my wife get....

....a "Praise Ullr" tramp stamp before I'd say "I do". Still crazy after all these years !

 

[hammer]

OK...was I the only one that recently fired up my snowblower in hopes that it would wake up ULLR? :roll:

 

[severine]

OK...was I the only one that recently fired up my snowblower in hopes that it would wake up ULLR? :roll:

I always thought that had the opposite effect...

 

[Geoff]

They're false idols!

Where did I put those tablets with the Skier's Code inscribed on them?

Funny!

Exactly what is inscribed on those tablets?

Thou shalt not go to work on a powder day
Thou shalt not befriend thy brethern on a powder day
Thou shalt tithe 20% of thine income to thy place of snow worship
Thou shalt not ducketh ropes

 

[andyzee]

Now, now Jim, you should not be drinking at such an early hour. :lol:

 

[loafer89]

Well If I have to worship a god of cold, then Boreas sounds like the fellow for me.;-)

Seriously whatever bring snow, cold and winter will work fine for me as long as that said force does not decide to take a permanent winter vacation in Miami when Winter actually begins.

 

[ctenidae]

Still snowing in Cambridge.
Perhaps the prayers worked.

 

[Greg]

big fat AMEN!

Here ya go:

Oh.....wait a sec. You said big fat Amen..?

Sorry.

 

[severine]

Scary!

 

[billski]

Tonight I will climb to the mountaintop, and torch a blaze offering to ULLR my old Rossi Stratos, Lange L8s and K2's. I will stop short of offering my new gear....

 

[Zand]

Don't make the mistake we made last year with praising ULLR trying to get more snow. It didn't work until...

ULLR... you have NO balls and that's why it is going to be warm and rainy this winter... show us that you are a God and not a fairy like you have been.

 

[JimG.]

ULLR is speechless.

So am I.

 

[billski]

now take that back right now! It's not nice to jerk ULLR's chain. Actually quite dangerous. Much more risky than whining about the weatherguesstimators. You could be jeopardizing the entire season for all of us.