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Dead deer sex...

awf170

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Yes, this is as awesome as it sounds.

http://wluctv6.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=98841

My favorate quote: "The 21-year-old Hathaway told investigators that he saw a dead deer in a ditch near Superior in Fall 2006 and could not stop himself from having sex with it after he dragged it into the woods."

I am just slightly immature...
 
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And....the board stoops to a new low. :wink: :lol: :lol:

So THAT'S where Marc has been....
 
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Different strokes for different folks..the good thing about banging a dead deer is that you don't have to snuggle afterwards..you can hit it and quit it..lol.
 
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"Hathaway was found guilty in April 2005 of felony mistreatment of an animal after he killed a horse with the intention of having sex with it."

I'm not into the whole having sex with animals thing, but if you had a choice wouldn't you rather have the animal be alive? IMO, killing it just takes all the fun out of raping a horse. Being completely terrified that thing is going to kick you right in the balls is half the fun...


Kind of like your date after she has passed out from drinking ..

Bwah! POTD.


...and oh yeah, this is definitely an all-time low for this board. I would have to say that I'm pretty proud.
 

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I forwarded this link to a friend who turns out had already heard about the story from a mutual friend in Milwaukee (where this made BIG headlines, by the way), and he gave me some additional info:


"First of all, the defendant's lawyer made an argument that 'if having sex with dead animals is illegal, then doesn't that mean it's illegal to masturbate with some ham from the deli counter?'. Also, the defendant ended up getting arrested again after the first conviction for loitering in a restricted area of the state fair, where the livestock are held."​
 
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