Greg's Roast

[MRGisevil]

Dammit, Greg. You're too nice. I've been stewing all week over something to roast you with but I feel too bad about it because you're always so polite and friendly. And that's a serious source of frustration for me because I am pretty freaking synical most of the time. So that [your "too-nice-ness"], in itself, has become my roast for you. Grow some balls and harden the f---- up already!

 

[andyzee]

Says the guy that needs to be timed with a calender. You were skiing so slowly during the bump comp i thought the NEXT group was going to pass you. You're so slow, on a warm day the trail loses half its coverage before you make it down. i've seen guys hiking uphill faster then you "ski" bumps. You're so slow you almost defy gravity.

Bout time you come through, POTD!

 

[andyzee]

Dammit, Greg. You're too nice. I've been stewing all week over something to roast you with but I feel too bad about it because you're always so polite and friendly. And that's a serious source of frustration for me because I am pretty freaking synical most of the time. So that [your "too-nice-ness"], in itself, has become my roast for you. Grow some balls and harden the f---- up already!

If it weren't for Pat's post, I would say you had POTD! Well runnerup anyway

 

[Greg]

Says the guy that needs to be timed with a calender. You were skiing so slowly during the bump comp i thought the NEXT group was going to pass you. You're so slow, on a warm day the trail loses half its coverage before you make it down. i've seen guys hiking uphill faster then you "ski" bumps. You're so slow you almost defy gravity.

See Andy? That's a roast.

Nice job, Pat! :beer: Funny thing is though for the guy that boldly claimed that nobody was [post="238595"]"gonna hit that course much faster than [he] will"[/post], both madskier6 (0:30 - 0:54) and MrMagic (2:23 - 2:58 ) hung right in there with you:



And that what do you do when you're just about to secure your spot in the final? You fall down like a little baby. :lol:

Grow some balls and harden the f---- up already!

Tell the hubby that.

 

[andyzee]

See Andy? That's a roast. .

That's why I said it was POTD.

And that what do you do when you're just about to secure your spot in the final? You fall down like a little baby. :lol:

Pat falls a lot, but that's a sign that he pushes it to the max, he's not scared.
Greg, how often do you fall?

 

[MRGisevil]

See Andy? That's a roast.

Nice job, Pat! :beer: Funny thing is though for the guy that boldly claimed that nobody was [post="238595"]"gonna hit that course much faster than [he] will"[/post], both madskier6 (0:30 - 0:54) and MrMagic (2:23 - 2:58 ) hung right in there with you:



And that what do you do when you're just about to secure your spot in the final? You fall down like a little baby. :lol:



Tell the hubby that.

Why's that...curious to see how one works? :lol: :lol:

 

[andyzee]

Why's that...curious to see how one works? :lol: :lol:

Let's start a breakfast thread, I see MRGisevil likes toast!

 

[Greg]

Greg, how often do you fall?

Never. I'm that radical. Big difference between falling when free skiing and totally blowing your chance in a comp. Not that the Sundown bump comp was a big deal. It was just a friendly little fun event. Of course you wouldn't know that the next day when Pat called me whining about the whole thing... :roll:

Why's that...curious to see how one works? :lol: :lol:

Good one. :beer:

 

[andyzee]

Greg, just want to say, you been a great sport!

 

[MRGisevil]

Greg, just want to say, you been a great sport!

Agreed- you totally have!

 

[severine]

Greg, just want to say, you been a great sport!

He's just an attention-whore. Doesn't matter if it's positive or negative, as long as it's all about him.

 

[2knees]

See Andy? That's a roast.

Nice job, Pat! :beer: Funny thing is though for the guy that boldly claimed that nobody was [post="238595"]"gonna hit that course much faster than [he] will"[/post], both madskier6 (0:30 - 0:54) and MrMagic (2:23 - 2:58 ) hung right in there with you:



And that what do you do when you're just about to secure your spot in the final? You fall down like a little baby. :lol:

Mr Magic is pretty damn fast dude. he would've been down, and back up before you hit the kicker!

 

[2knees]

Greg, just want to say, you been a great sport!

x10.

great job dude, with the site and with your skiing in the last few years.

 

[andyzee]

Taken from the http://forums.alpinezone.com/26124-whats-latest-youve-skied-plan-season.html thread:

April 9, 2004 @ Killington.

I would like to hit something in April (or even MAY!!!) this year.

Would that be Greg?

 

[Greg]

You forgot to mention his clown poles.

Oh yeah..44 inch poles are for park rats..midgets..and Greg..lol

Go do some [post="237807"]high steppin'[/post] and [post="237807"]goose stomping[/post] yo!

Too bad you deleted that pic... :roll:

 

[Greg]

It's all good.

Greg, just want to say, you been a great sport!

Agreed- you totally have!

x10.

great job dude, with the site and with your skiing in the last few years.

Thanks for the kind words, everybody. And to anyone I hammered in this thread, it was all in good fun. When it's you vs. the rest of AZ you just gotta come out swinging. This should be a monthly thing. Who wants to be next? :lol:

 

[2knees]

Thanks for the kind words, everybody. And to anyone I hammered in this thread, it was all in good fun. When it's you vs. the rest of AZ you just gotta come out swinging. This should be a monthly thing. Who wants to be next? :lol:

ohhh ohhh lets do Brian!

or powhunter. :lol: that one could fill 50 pages.

 

[andyzee]

ohhh ohhh lets do Brian!

or powhunter. :lol: that one could fill 50 pages.

Brian's good, where's he been? But are we finished with Greg?

 

[Greg]

Brian scares me. He's one of those gentle giants that might just blow a gasket without warning. You don't want a guy that size pissed at you.

 

[severine]

ohhh ohhh lets do Brian!

or powhunter. :lol: that one could fill 50 pages.

I nominate Brian! I know someone who's been dying for a chance to take a shot at him! :lol: