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Ah, so that's No's secret! :lol:
No's secret?
What is the crusty old fart some sort of ladies man?
I guess there's lots of old hardup, cougers up there...
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Ah, so that's No's secret! :lol:
If you are serious about racing..get a speedsuit..it will trim a second off your times right off the bat. When I raced in the ASRA go pro event at Tanglewood..I was the only person out of several dozen racers without a speedsuit and I felt like a gaper..
If you are serious about racing..get a speedsuit..it will trim a second off your times right off the bat. When I raced in the ASRA go pro event at Tanglewood..I was the only person out of several dozen racers without a speedsuit and I felt like a gaper..
and people think knee flags for bumpers are stupid.
I'd rather ski in burlap underwear then put on one of those uber tight form fitting nut showcasing body suits.
You're just upset that you, unlike me, don't have the physique to get away with wearing something like that... :lol:![]()
those who have it don't have to flaunt it.
those who have it don't have to flaunt it.
Greg just wants to show off his man boobs.
Plus I need to lose weight first, otherwise I'll look like an overstuffed sausage link! :lol:
You're just upset that you, unlike me, don't have the physique to get away with wearing something like that... :lol:![]()
I tried them on and I look like the gaper wrestler from the 80's in the WFF that was only on stage to get pounded by one of the stars :lol:
I purchased a pair of Circa 88 Descente Stretch Bib pants for gaper occasions this winter that look RIDICULOUS, which was the point. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to wear them and won't until I lose twenty pounds as they are a bit too tight. I tried them on and I look like the gaper wrestler from the 80's in the WFF that was only on stage to get pounded by one of the stars :lol:
I'd rather ski in burlap underwear then put on one of those uber tight form fitting nut showcasing body suits.
Two seasons ago I caught the racing bug..but on days when my times were bad..I would be stressed out and pissed off...and it was taking the fun out of my skiing so aside from an occasional Nastar run I no longer race..
Rest assured, I was only kidding. My imposing 6' 165 lb frame looks pretty damn ridiculous in anything that is tight-fitting...
Racings is humbling every day, from the DFL (Dead F*cking Last) people right up to the winners, who know they made a mistake on the third gate and could have been faster. I've had Bernie Resch beat me by five seconds and listened to him say how much his run sucked. And it's really funny on the first day of an adult race camp, sitting in the lodge afterwards to watch your video. The most common thing people say after seeing themselves race for the first time is "My God, I am the worst skier ever. I quit.".
Racing is about the journey. You have to be in it for the long hall and be happy with reaching small goals on the way. There are almost always more bad days than good, which isn't for everyone....
Do you have ski posters on your walls? I haven't had poster on my walls since high school, but I do have a beer fridge in the basement adorned with skiing-related stickers. Does that count?