I think I know...
He showed up to ski - waited a hour for a ticket then waited an hour for the quad while guys in starterjackets smoked weed in the line.. Then only found icey trails - wall to wall with gapers... And skied with cigarette butts and beer tops raining from the chairs above.. then watied in line and some big guy from the Bronx picked a fight with him... When he finally got back on the trail - he was run over by a snowboarder named Vinny from Brooklyn defending his girlfriend with big hair...
Of course JimG and I were skiing expert trails at the time so we never actually met Vinny... But I bought him a drink at the bar later...
You forgot the hour he waited to rent equipment...
And the big lungers people were spitting up off the chairs onto him.
Now I need to clean the coffee off my monitor again.