[Insert Activity] Safe

[billski]

I don't understand this new colloquial term.

• Drive Safe (Oh yeah, I was planning on driving recklessly.)
• Travel Safe (Kinda don't have a choice, I'm not the pilot)
• Hike safe (I was planning on tiger wrestling)
• ski safe (Yep, I'm planning on skiing off Niagara Falls
• Be safe (sorry, I'm suicidal)
• There' a hurricane coming. ... Stay safe (like I have a choice?)
• Have a safe vacation (no, I was planning on coming back in a body cast)

So now I can't have a "fun" or "enjoyable" or "relaxing" activity? It has to be safe instead?


It's almost as bad as "how ya doin'?"

 

[Cornhead]

It's almost as bad as "how ya doin'?"

It's a rhetorical question, do you really tell people "how you're doin" when asked? Do you really want to know when asking? Try actually telling someone "how you're doin", and watch them squirm. Oh, and post safe. :wink:

 

[dmc]

I never say "safe travels" to people...
I always say "uneventful travels"...

 

[mattchuck2]

Sounds like someone needs a safety meeting...

 

[ScottySkis]

I never answer that question with out lying especially if I am work.

 

[dmc]

I only say it if someone is about to do something dangerous..

Some people care about other people i guess..

 

[Cornhead]

Sounds like someone needs a safety meeting...

Sure is worth a shot! Be sure to toke safely! Lighters can be dangerous.

 

[ctenidae]

 

[ZYDECORICH]

LIFT SAFE <iframe src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/media/embed/83106802" width="567" height="345" frameborder="0"></iframe>

 

[ScottySkis]

Sure is worth a shot! Be sure to toke safely! Lighters can be dangerous.

Makes life so much much better!!!420

 

[dmc]

View attachment 7808

Funk First...
Safety Third..