Marc
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So... my grandmother, who's 91, unfortunately refractured the top of her tibia about a week ago and had to go from her assisted living to a rehab center for a month until she can put weight on it and use a walker again.
My father and I decided to go up and visit her in the rehab clinic yesterday... the place is full of the elderly, except for a giant beast of a woman in the bed next to my grandmother who's been there since November with circulation "problems" to her feet because of her advanced diabetes....
Anywho... we wheel her out of her room and to the end of the hall to visit with her, where it's quiet and there's some good light and a nice view.
Twenty minutes into our visit, this old guy wheels himself out of his room and down to us... sidles up along me, and tells my father and me to go inspect his toilet, because some jerk from down the hall keeps coming and using his bathroom and his toilet "is just disgusting."
He goes on and on, tells us that if he catches whoever's doing it, he's going to take him "by the goddamned throat, and stick his head in the toilet."
My dad, grandmother and me just barely contained our laughter. The ornery old man eventually wheeled himself away. I can't say as though I blame him, I wouldn't want some drifter swinging by just to leave a massive deuce in my clean throne.
Just thought it was pretty funny. Btw... you're not in a rehab clinic by any chance, are you Jerry?
My father and I decided to go up and visit her in the rehab clinic yesterday... the place is full of the elderly, except for a giant beast of a woman in the bed next to my grandmother who's been there since November with circulation "problems" to her feet because of her advanced diabetes....
Anywho... we wheel her out of her room and to the end of the hall to visit with her, where it's quiet and there's some good light and a nice view.
Twenty minutes into our visit, this old guy wheels himself out of his room and down to us... sidles up along me, and tells my father and me to go inspect his toilet, because some jerk from down the hall keeps coming and using his bathroom and his toilet "is just disgusting."
He goes on and on, tells us that if he catches whoever's doing it, he's going to take him "by the goddamned throat, and stick his head in the toilet."
My dad, grandmother and me just barely contained our laughter. The ornery old man eventually wheeled himself away. I can't say as though I blame him, I wouldn't want some drifter swinging by just to leave a massive deuce in my clean throne.
Just thought it was pretty funny. Btw... you're not in a rehab clinic by any chance, are you Jerry?
