So What Do You Do on the Chairlift Ride???

[salida]

Oh I forgot, lift rides are a great opportunity to pass gas too.

Dude Gore Tex has been known to hold it all in until you get to the lodge later in the day, it can mean a whole lodge clearing smell!

 

[koreshot]

Dude Gor Tex has been known to hold it all in until you get to the lodge later in the day, it can mean a whole lodge clearing smell!

Thanks for the warning dude, but I ski in my Levis 501 stone washed jeans and my Patriots Starter jacket.

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlvOkFT2XT4

Thanks

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

I can't imagine you're all that old though? Care to share?

M

Sure, I'm 52, told ya.

 

[John84]

Thanks for the warning dude, but I ski in my Levis 501 stone washed jeans and my Patriots Starter jacket.

No neon green and pink one-peice?

 

[BeanoNYC]

I really had a hard time not making fun of the rich snob a$$holes at Stowe in March who said to us, "hey, you can't ride this lift..."

Why would they say that to you?

 

[Marc]

I pull out my .380 and start cleaning the barrel.

That or I pull out a ka bar and a honing steel and hone the blade. And try to look shaky and unstable, as if I just heard the news that my wife was cheating on my or something. That kind of behavior will quiet down even the noisiest of bastards.

 

[cantdog]

When I go skiing, it is often alone so I use the chair solo. If a company on the chair is required, I don't talk to them unless they initiate it OR it's Ski Patrol. In the latter case, I bombard them with questions about their work. Whenever I wound up with a Ski Patrol person, he was always a pleasure to talk to.

 

[skibum9995]

I'll chat with a chairmate but I rarely initiate the conversation. Most of the time I ride solo so I just relax, watch other skiers, and enjoy the views.

 

[SkiDog]

Sure, I'm 52, told ya.

SPRING CHICKEN...

M

 

[JimG.]

I pull out my .380 and start cleaning the barrel.

That or I pull out a ka bar and a honing steel and hone the blade. And try to look shaky and unstable, as if I just heard the news that my wife was cheating on my or something. That kind of behavior will quiet down even the noisiest of bastards.

POST OF THE YEAR!

 

[Greg]

I usually start with a "how ya doing?" Based on the response, I can pretty much tell if a conversation might emerge.

 

[andyzee]

I usually start with a "how ya doing?" Based on the response, I can pretty much tell if a conversation might emerge.

Damn! Was that you?

 

[montageskier]

I listen to music.

 

[SnowRider]

U need a Listen to Music option, as we learned in a previous thread.

SnowRider

 

[Charlie Schuessler]

Take a sip, chat a bit, wonder where the second hand smoke was grown, enjoy the view...I guess most of the choices...

 

[Charlie Schuessler]

I pull out my .380 and start cleaning the barrel.

So that was you at Sugarloaf last April...

 

[SKIQUATTRO]

-will try to start up a conversation if skiing alone, but most times i'm with a buddy or the wife/kid
-check out the terrain, what trails are looking good, icy patches...etc
-just enjoy the cold, snow, views, fresh air......
-I just cant do music while skiing..I ski to get away from everyday life (computer/blackberry/cell/etc) also, i want to hear the Ja$$ coming up from behind me....nothing better than being in the woods after a fresh dumping and hearing absolutly nothing......

 

[highpeaksdrifter]

Depends on the weather. I do like to chat if the other party is interested, but if it's real cold, windy, etc, I just pull up the neck of my parka and sit there.